The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Quivil]

At the speed of apricots.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Performing a sneeze.

[Quivil]

When do apricots perform sneezes tho?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

When they have the snurge.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Which was actually quite slow, unfortunately for the Ghanderflaffle Empire. 

[Mortals]

“So that’s how they have been rising for over 1000 pages” said a newley narratored breadmunk

Edited April 15, 2021 by Mortals

[Silva]

"I suspect they have a habit of unrising a bit when nobody is looking, too. Even at that pace, they should've made some progress," said another breadmunk.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Perhaps the truth was that they had nothing to rise against.

[Bridge-Four he/him]

Or that is what they thought, then they met the Goofy Panda.

[+Doomstick he/him]

the Goofy Panda was, contrary to its name, quite serious.

[dannnex male]

He was an accountant.

[Mortals]

He counted only abstract things

[Mist she/her]

Which made his job rather difficult.

[+Doomstick he/him]

though he was generally hired to count abstract art

[Bridge-Four he/him]

He liked doing it anyway.

[Quivil]

At least, he used to, before he died.

[Mortals]

“...so the ghanderflaffle empire had nothing to rise against until they met the dead goofy panda?” Asked the same breadmunk, who then revealed that his name is David.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He was like a piece of bread at a rock festival

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Highly nutritious, but completely worthless.

[Bridge-Four he/him]

But most importantly, he was not dead like Goofy Panda.

[Silva]

Yet. He was not dead yet.

[Bridge-Four he/him]

Everyone must die someday, except Stick.

[Toothless of Shinovar]

But unfortunately, he did die eventually.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He did die dif.

[Toothless of Shinovar]

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oops. This story just not makes sense so I only bother reading the previous posts on the page before posting.