The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

For the unholes to suck up.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It made them salty.

[Mortals]

But also sweet.

[AonEne he/him]

The mimes considered them a delectable treat.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they had the texture of whipped blood

[midnight13 she/her]

And the consistency of melted marshmallows.

[Quivil]

And the shape of cookies with spikes hiding inside.

[Mortals]

They were also all on fire

[midnight13 she/her]

which greatly enhanced the flavor.

[+Doomstick he/him]

the amazing flavor (pronounced with an "or" sound, not an "er") of corn

[Silva]

Butt Venture happened to be severely allergic to them.

[Mortals]

The forth wall melted

[The Technovore he/him]

But the Fourth Wall remained firm and completely unchanged. Unfortunately the forth wall's melting had started a chain reaction that would soon completely destroy the First, Second, and Sixth Walls. 

[Quivil]

Suddenly, the sky began to fall.

[Mortals]

But a goat stopped the fall

[Silva]

By eating the sky.

[Gak he/him]

but then atlas, who had gone on vacation, (which caused the sky to fall) came back

(I've recently decided to read THE ENTIRE THREAD, wish me luck in retaining my sanity)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Atlas was a map

[Mortals]

Dora’s map

[Gak he/him]

who told them to go on an epic journey, in three stages, first they would have to go across the shattered plains, through the oathgate, and onto the top of Urithiru. say it with me, across the plains, through the oathgate, onto Urithiru. bridge, plains, Urithiru.

[Mortals]

What Atlas forgot to mention was they had to go through the oathgate in shinovar

[Gak he/him]

While holding their breath

Edited April 7, 2021 by Gak

[Mortals]

Atlas then realized that he had been talking to himself so he went and found some random ghanderflaffles and breadmunks to go on the epic journey.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A random stranger who was still alive encountered them.

[Mortals]

The were sleepless