The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

You and Mraize both groan.

[Bridge-Four he/him]

And so does Thaidakar.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Thaidakar leaves before he accidentally gives you RoW spoilers.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Suddenly, breadmunks!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Do the distraction dance.

[+Doomstick he/him]

until Charles crashes into them

[Quivil]

and Lani eats them.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With oragne juice on the side.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

You and Mraize are extremely baffled at this recent turn of events. It's probably because you haven't read any of the story before Page 1447. 

[Quivil]

Oragne juice was her favorite, much better than lemonade and orange juice.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

However, the rare oragne only grows on the planet Kazimil,

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[Quivil]

which lies deep in the most dangerous and uninhabited part of space.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

You decide to help Lani venture to Kazimil to get more oragnes.

Edited April 20, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes

[Quivil]

Not to be confused with organs

[Bridge-Four he/him]

And give as many Bridge Four salutes on the way as you can muster.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because each one will give you a quarter towards the purchase of oragnes.

Edited April 20, 2021 by xinoehp512

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

However, since oragnes cost upward of three or four emerald broams each, you don't know what a "quarter" is.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was a quarter of a gemheart

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

"That makes much more sense," you say.

[Quivil]

then "gibbeltish."

[+Doomstick he/him]

then you wonder why the story is in 2nd person... again

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

You head to Kazimil in your spaceship, which is powered by Invention's Investiture.

Edited April 20, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes

[+Doomstick he/him]

which, in turn is powered by the forbidden magic of RoW spoilers

[Quivil]

which makes a noise like this: 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Edited April 20, 2021 by Tani

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

"Oops, sorry," you say. "I forgot that Invention was introduced in RoW."

Edited April 20, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes