The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

And Hoid became a finalist.

[dannnex male]

A finalist in the hotdog eating competition.

[Mortals]

He had actually lost to vax

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But Vax had disqualifed themselves.

[Mortals]

Because Butt became them therefor butt was a finalist

[+Doomstick he/him]

(this was Butt Venture, not Butt Yenture, who was Vax)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Vax was irritated at the replacement.

[Mortals]

Because Butt Yenture was a ghanderflaffle

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

And Vax hated ghanderflaffles.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They had killed his father.

[Quivil]

They should prepare to die.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

"mY nAme iS vAx," Vax said (he had a bad habit of capitalizing the second letter of the word instead of the first). "yOu kIlled mY fAther. pRepare tO dIe."

[Mortals]

“But, our empire is rising...” said the ghanderflaffles’ spokesperson

Edited April 23, 2021 by Mortals

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

"yEah wEll iT's bEen rIsing fOr lIke a tHousand pAges!" said Vax in a porcpinnily manner.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Exactly!"

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

said Evil Hoid (remember him?)

[dannnex male]

“Ghanderflaffles again? Really?” Said narrator Dannex. “Don’t you guys get bored of introducing the same thing over and over?”

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“No, no we don’t.” said Evil Hoid.

[dannnex male]

“Wait, you’ve been here for all of 10 days, what do you know about ghanderflaffles”

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“How do you know the specific number of days I’ve been on the Shard?”

[Quivil]

"Magic!"

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“Anyways,” said Evil Hoid, who was in the final of the wrestling competition, “back to the show.”

[dannnex male]

“It’s on your profile, you joined on April 13th”

[Quivil]

"Was it a Friday?" asks Lani (whose arrival none of you noticed)

[Mortals]

It was Tuesday