The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Quivil]

"Tuesdays are boring. Fridays are awesome!"

[Mortals]

“What about monday?” 

[Quivil]

"Those are the worst."

[Mortals]

“Thursday?”

[dannnex male]

“Claim: Thursdays are worse than Mondays. Fite me.”

[Quivil]

7 minutes ago, Dannex said:

“Claim: Thursdays are worse than Mondays. Fite me.”

"You're right. They're worst."

[Mortals]

“Is Thor really that bad?”

[Quivil]

"Obviously."

[Mortals]

“What about Odin?”

[Quivil]

"He's half-blind."

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“My methods are something that no mortal could hope to understand.”

[Quivil]

*Screams and flees in terror*

[Silva]

Confusion ensued.

[Mortals]

Confusion was confused about why they were being sued

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was very rude.

[dannnex male]

Luckily the judge dismissed the case, so Confusion decided to counter-sue.

@Mortals who are you? You haven’t ever posted anything outside of this thread as far as I can tell. I don’t think you’ve even posted anything OOC. And your profile is utterly empty. Are you a sanderfan? do you just like very specific forum games? Tell us about it yourself.

 

[Mortals]

Confusing was successful (Confusion was also successful in their counter-sue)

I was introduced to the longest thread by a friend after I read the storm light archive I’ve looked through other threads but not had anything to say I have also read Elantris and most of arcanum unbounded.

I am waiting for mistborn to be available at the library

Edited April 24, 2021 by Mortals
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[dannnex male]

Sadly, even though he won his court case, Confusion soon went to jail for tax evasion.

Cool. Nice to meet you! Who’s the friend? I’m assuming they have an account? 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“This story is now in first person,” I said.

[Jaywalk he/him]

You reversed your claim and turned it into second person.

[Quivil]

"And now it's first person present tense," I say

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This is all very confusing.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I know.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising.

[Quivil]

Until suddenly and for no known reason, it fell.