The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

By this point, Hoid is in the semifinals. My next opponent will most likely be fearsome, Hoid thinks to himself, but they won't be anything I can't handle.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But in fact, it was Vax.

[Quivil]

Vax is a planet.

[Mortals]

Vax was a moon

you didn’t bold it

[Quivil]

It's not in the story, it's a fact. I looked it up.

[Kings_way he/they]

The person named Vax, who may or may not be related to the planet, was someone Hoid couldn't handle.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Vax lived on Vax which orbited Vax which orbited the star Vax in the Vax star system

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was vaxatious.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and it created the first Vaxxine

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which defended against the vaxus.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The Vaxus lived in the Vaxxa, the Vaxian national animal

[Quivil]

Which was a virus.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

That made you opposed to vaccines.

[Quivil]

But not Vaxxines

[+Doomstick he/him]

Vaxxines were made of orange juice and

[Quivil]

the bejeebies of the fallen. I don't know what exactly that is, but my little brother made it up so its not anything bad.

 

The only drawback of vaxxines is that if it gets mixed with toothpaste it will

Edited April 22, 2021 by Tani

[+Doomstick he/him]

cause Ragnarok

[Quivil]

Sri.

explode and

better?

Edited April 22, 2021 by Tani

[+Doomstick he/him]

no spam

turn into a canned meat product

The God of Words was offended by the lack of an Oxford comma

yes, that's better

Edited April 22, 2021 by Doomstick

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Spam rained down from on high.

[Quivil]

It fluttered down to the ground and got shredded by the recipients because nobody likes spam mail.

[Mortals]

But it wasn’t mail...

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Meanwhile, Hoid was thoroughly beating the crap out of Vax.

[dannnex male]

Which he could do because Vax was a Dawnshard.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Butt Yenture took up and became the Vax Dawnshard