The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

pickles were of the devil

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Cursed by his wretched hnd.

[+Doomstick he/him]

a hnd was something only the devil had

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was made of pickles

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was the source of pickles

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And evil librarians.

[Bejarden he/him]

And all evil in the world, so just pickles

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which were all the evil in the world by extension.

[forget me not she/her]

So the world was really just a giant floating pickle in the middle of space.

[Mat he/him]

Butt Venture ate it for lunch.

[forget me not she/her]

It turned his hair green.

[Mat he/him]

No one seemed to wonder where the new world came from- but it was, in fact, there.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was just on the inside of a basketball.

[+Doomstick he/him]

which was inside a yoga ball

[dannnex male]

Which was inside a house.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which was inside a giant Russian nesting doll.

[The Technovore he/him]

Which was inside of a tiny Russian nesting doll.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which was inside of a miniscule Russian nesting doll.

[+Doomstick he/him]

space was weird

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because it had been broken

[+Doomstick he/him]

space no longer worked

[xinoehp512 he/him]

space.exe had crashed on startup

[Bejarden he/him]

It got unemployment pay from the Space Republic

[+Doomstick he/him]

there were many spaces there

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

The Lord Space Bar ruled over all the spaces.