The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

because they were beets

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And didn't take nothing from nobody.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Therefore, nobody beat the beets.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they also had sick beats

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On their beet drums

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

their music was the best in the land

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Except for the Octoshark Band of Doom.

[+Doomstick he/him]

which was actually made of 9 sharks, but they didn't like being called the Enneashark Band of Doom.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

That was why the octopi got involved.

[+Doomstick he/him]

there were another three octopodes in the band

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And four octopuses running the stage.

[AonEne he/him]

2 hours ago, Doomstick said:

May I inquire as to why?

but not pickled beets

Because I said octopuses  

And a squid doing lighting. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

a cuttlefish was their agent

[AonEne he/him]

A secret agent. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

named Bill

[AonEne he/him]

He liked pickles. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

they had 

B I G   T A S T E

[AonEne he/him]

which was much the same as having wide vibes. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

and tall vibes

[AonEne he/him]

and even vibes that outvibed the vibers. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

those vibes were vibin' more than the vibiest of vibin' vibers

[AonEne he/him]

Which was a lotta damage vibing! 

[+Doomstick he/him]

how 'bout a little more?

[AonEne he/him]

Secret Agent Bill Cuttlefish was down for a little more. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

so he sawed a boat in half!