The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

An age of... *dramatic pause* spam posts.

[+Doomstick he/him]

They had become the very thing they had sworn to destroy.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It ate them from the inside out.

[Bejarden he/him]

And spit them out whole.

Edited March 14, 2021 by Bejardin1250

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was very disconcerting

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But not disconcerting enough.

[+Doomstick he/him]

If it was a dram more disconcerting it would have imploded

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Ending their crimes against content.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but it didn't implode

[AonEne he/him]

because it was radioactive. 

Totally legit cause and effect here folks 

[+Doomstick he/him]

that meant that it talked on the radio a lot

[AonEne he/him]

Xommunicating to its friends. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With its Xouth.

[Bejarden he/him]

And it’s xose...

 

[AonEne he/him]

oop 

(Narrator Ene apologized for the typo.) 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator X denied her need to apologize.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick said "V"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because of inside jokes.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and ventriloquism

[AonEne he/him]

He was very good at that. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

he turned vermillion

[AonEne he/him]

, prompting Narrator Ene to ask if he was okay. 

[Bejarden he/him]

Which was an unneeded question as obviously he is not.

[+Doomstick he/him]

he was, he was also in a vent

[AonEne he/him]

Ene called an emergency meeting.