The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Bejarden he/him]

Which was an unneeded question as obviously he is not.

[The Technovore he/him]

"Where?" asked literally everyone.

[+Doomstick he/him]

"Vacation," answered Figuratively Everyone

[Silva]

Vacation was the illustrious capitol city of the Ghanderflaffle Empire.

[AonEne he/him]

They had lots of good candy there. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Like black licorice.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and voluminous clouds of cotton candy

[xinoehp512 he/him]

LIghter than air.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it even floated in a vacuum

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because it wanted to.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and it ended the V cycle

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With little candy raindrops.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they hurt

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But in a good way.

[+Doomstick he/him]

like slightly sore muscles

[xinoehp512 he/him]

being stretched.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but that was irrelevant

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because of green silver blue.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Green Silver Blue was the richest person in the universe

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was rolling in it.

[+Doomstick he/him]

in tomatoes, that is

[Mortals]

And cucumbers

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Pickled cucumbers.

[+Doomstick he/him]

not pickles, though

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Never pickles.