The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Mat he/him]

Both offers were rejected.

[Mist she/her]

It wanted The Last Post Wins a boon from the Nightwatcher. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

but with that came a curse, the curse of CCIDENTlly hitting the cPS LOCK BUTTON INSTEAD OF THE A KEY (EXCEPT WHEN Tlking BOUT THE A KEY)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

whT strNGE PHENOMENON.

[Mat he/him]

Luckily, some people were on mobile.

[The Technovore he/him]

Wherr you'dnget a lot of really'dumb typis insteaf.

[Ashbringer he/him]

And there isn’t a way to easily strikethrough text without forgetting which slash to use[\s].

[AonEne he/him]

So the Narrators convened to end mobile injustice.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They weren't sure how.

[AonEne he/him]

But they were COMMITTED.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Even if it took four days and a series of recursive subcomittees!

[AonEne he/him]

Which it did. Not only that, but they hired a couple consultants.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And those consultants hired consultants of their own.

[Mist she/her]

And those figured it out. The answer was that it would take space.

Edited February 15, 2021 by Mist

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nestled within space.

[Jobohobo He/Him]

the space was filled with banana peels.

Edited February 15, 2021 by Chuck-noris-soris-rex

[Gak he/him]

that was the problem

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It needed to be filled with bananas.

[+Doomstick he/him]

the peels, that is

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They just needed to be facing backwards.

[+Doomstick he/him]

They were facing up, however

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So a team of breadmunks were hired to turn them over.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was arduous work

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But it paid the bills.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Bill and Bill wouldn't have been able to pay their rent otherwise