The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

If only there was a butter alternative.

[+Doomstick he/him]

They went up a sheep slope to find a replacement 

[The Technovore he/him]

Soon it would be all butter.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But until then, they were only toast.

[The Technovore he/him]

Cinnanom Toast Snap, the greatest cereal ever, to be specific.

[AonEne he/him]

They were not happy with this. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Which is why they staged a rebellion against the almighty Meneral Gills company.

[AonEne he/him]

This rebellion would be one of the biggest rebellions of all time. 

[The Technovore he/him]

So large that it personally involved over 255 non-canon Shards.

*resists urge to mention every single user with "Shard of" in their name*

[+Doomstick he/him]

shards of glass, that is

[AonEne he/him]

As opposed to the many canon shards of glass, for example, the one Kelsier used to kill a guy in the Eleventh Metal.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

An evening special on TV.

[Silva]

It had premiered on February 30.

[The Technovore he/him]

 Which was a very real date on the Stevendotter calendar, which has 10 months, and 36 days on seven months, and 37 on the other three.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and that wasn't counting the 43 days that were not part of months

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the program was only broadcast from Stevendotter.

[AonEne he/him]

This made anyone without that channel very sad. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

though it wasn't really that good

[AonEne he/him]

It was their trash fave. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

or was it their trash fava bean?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar was certain it was not a fava bean.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was a bean though

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The bean was a lie.

[AonEne he/him]

Poor smol bean. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

there was also a rich smol bean