The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Shard of Reading he/him]

He fought off the assasain and gave himself the name: Butt: your worst daydream.

Question: What is the deal with butt venture?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Now he just needed a catchphrase.

An old, old character from the very beginnings of this thread.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

He hired another consultant

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the consultant had no clue.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

They were henceforth known as The Incompetent Consultant. 

[Lunamor she/her]

The consultant hired Agatha Christie to make a clue for them.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

She could not come up with anything.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

That's when they knew things were serious.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

So they hired Sanderson to create a plot twist

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

On 4/27/2018 at 4:35 PM, Yvainnie said:

So he met Elend’s cousin Butt Venture, because he wasn’t such a butt.

Here’s Butt Ventures’s origin. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Shockingly, the dang potater servants had been the enemy the entire time!

[Silva]

But they were so ingrained in the household that no one could do anything about them!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And thus, the Spudesolation began!

[Shard of Reading he/him]

And ended. Nothing noteworthy happened.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And so, shepherds pie was had by all.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

It was very good shepherds pie.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Lovingly crafted from the remains of the dang potaters.

[Mat he/him]

and the tippy-top pointy bits of fresh carrots

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Taken from some unspeakable origin.

[Silva]

Even Rock could only handle a couple of its syllables.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Which we shall not discuss in this happy part of the story.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Instead, we shall discuss the brutal slaughter that produced the meat for the pie.

[Silva]

It was very brief.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

There was a lot of... erm... hemalurgic fluid involved.

[+Doomstick he/him]

A voice boomed: “SEVEN!”