The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthful landed on that vile beast, ending its life.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT high-fived/saluted/patted on the back everyone in question respectively, due to the fact he could have multiple limbs simultaneously.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Ghanderflaffle undid all the horrid things that had happened to Jar Jar and ran away with him. “YOU SHALL NOT HARM JAR JAR BINKS!!!!” They joined the Knights Who Say Ni.

 

I LIKE JAR JAR. YOU CREMLINGS THINK YOU SHALL HARM HIM?

Edited September 22, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle

[Lunamor she/her]

Who demanded they cut down the biggest tree in the forest... with a herring!

[+Doomstick he/him]

It

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

They were happy with the Knights, demanding shrubbery from travelers. After they cut down the tree, of course.

[+Doomstick he/him]

IT

[Rebecca she/her]

died.

[Lunamor she/her]

Because evil clowns stink.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The knights who say ni couldn’t stand the word

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But the travelers didn’t know this.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthful snuck off into the woods. He would return... someday.

Methinks I just created a potential narrator

[Jaywalk he/him]

Yes, yes you did. Welcome to the club.

Meanwhile, a monumental thing had been achieved in Universe Purple.

[Lunamor she/her]

Cats riding unicycles.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was a beautiful thing to behold.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT was happy, because now his car army now had a more practical form of transportation.

Edited September 22, 2019 by FatherTiempo

[+Ed Venture]

..that the nukes he had launched hit the unicycle cats, killing them all.

’Ninjad by a Edit.

Edited September 22, 2019 by Butt Ad Venture

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT was no longer happy.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A.C was sad to hear this, so he handed FT a happy leaf.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Which promptly burned into ashes.

Perhaps I should leaf FT alone....

Bwaahahahahahhahahaa!!!!

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

"Egads! My leaf!" 

Edit: A.C. wondered what would happen if he mentioned dirt economy.

Edited September 22, 2019 by Rosharan A.C.

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

The dirt would be oblivious, (not the Awakened stuff, but ignore that) so mention away.

[Silva]

Dirt noted to A.C. that it actually was sentient and that mentioning the economy was incredibly rude given the current depression caused by the aftereffects of the Dirt-Earthworm War.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he decided to bring back something else, instead.

[Lunamor she/her]

Mullets.