The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

52 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

She had stabbed him. With a spike.

NO SHE HADN’T BECAUSE LUNA WAS TUBA

[+Ed Venture]

TUBA stood for The Underground Baker’s Alleys, which was a subdivision of the DA.

[Lunamor she/her]

51 minutes ago, Butt Ad Venture said:

TUBA stood for The Underground Baker’s Alleys, which was a subdivision of the DA.

Which was a lie. It actually stood for The Underground Bakers’ Association. Probably- it changed a lot. But the general meaning always stayed the same.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

A giant mirror to the Past crashed onto the Narrational Plane. If you looked through it, you could see Thought making out with AJ.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna got uncomfortable and backed away.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But then the mirror cracked. Shattered, really. The side with AJ on it fell to the ground in pieces.

Edited September 23, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna attempted to fix it cause she felt bad for Thought.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The mirror - what was left of it - darkened. Thought's Shardspear coalesced in her hands and her skin burst with blackness. The dark mist swirled and rose until you couldn't see anything but her shining, violet eyes.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Jacob observed the scene with interest, taking careful notes on his Shardclipboard.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthful stepped behind Jacob, and put a chloroform scented cloth on Jacob’s mouth. 

Hours later, Jacob woke up in a dark room with Truthful in front of him. “Alright,” said Truthful, “I need some answers. You’re a mime, and apparently you should know these things. What is this place? Why am I here, and why do I have these... powers?” Truthful demonstrated by clenching his fist. The ground beside him erupted upwards, forming a strange rock formation.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was a giant pac man statue.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A.C. mentioned dirt economy.

Edit: Oops, very much ninja'd

Edit again: Okay, I have sufficiently contexted.

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SoT said: A giant mirror to the Past crashed onto the Narrational Plane. If you looked through it, you could see Thought making out with AJ.

A.C. found it amusing to think about what would happen to this sentence if he changed the letters in AJ. For example, if the A became an O, then Thought would be making out with OJ. And if the J became a C, she would be making out with... suddenly he was no longer very amused.

Edited September 23, 2019 by Rosharan A.C.
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[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthful stared at the Pac-Man statue, and it began to chomp. “I shouldn’t be able to do that! I was a character before... but now... I don’t know what I am.”

[Lunamor she/her]

Soon it started chasing ghosts.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

And eating white beads Truthful had left on the floor.

[Lunamor she/her]

And the occasional fruit.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Jacob pulled out his clipboard and wrote something down. "Narrator Truthful, hmm?" he murmured.

[Silva]

A breadmunk jumped on Truthful's head.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It purred adorably.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luna named it Bready McBreadface.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthful jumped with in surprise. Reaching his hand out, Truthful decided to... experiment. He realigned the DNA of the breadmunk, aged it a bit more, a few more tweaks here and there...

Soon, a hulking form stood in front of Truthful. Still a breadmunk, but as if it was a the size of a hippo. Still purring, it nuzzled it’s head towards Truthful’s outstretched hand. “Interesting... Truthful muttered, mostly to himself.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The breadmunk began to become hyperactive.

[Lunamor she/her]

Because someone had fed it caffeine.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It burst into flame as the carbohydrates inside of it were rapidly consumed.

[+Ed Venture]

And he got to know a boy named Kyle...Kyle, king of the squirrels.