The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Xinoehp choked with laughter. "Silence? Our enemy? Our fight? What's he ever done to us?"

"I'm not talking about Silence. I'm talking about us and how we use our power. I've seen the damage we Narrators can do. It's too late for all of us."

Edited July 10, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, Shard of Thought said:

"I'm not talking about Silence. I'm talking about us and how we use our power. I've seen the damage we Narrators can do. It's too late for all of us."

Xinoehp snorted. "What would you know about that? You're just a pale echo of Star. You say the same things, you think the same way, but you've got no more beneath the surface than a reflection in water. Why would you think you had any right to speak in such a way?"

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

7 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Xinoehp snorted. "What would you know about that? You're just a pale echo of Star. You say the same things, you think the same way, but you've got no more beneath the surface than a reflection in water. Why would you think you had any right to speak in such a way?"

"This isn't just about Star. This place could be better and you know it." 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xino shrugged. "It could. But nobody wants it to be."

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"I do. You're some hero, Xinoehp. Stealing the plot for yourself, not caring about which way other peoples' story-lines go. It sickens me."

Edited July 10, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Then a thermonuclear Bomb killed SoT and Xino, along with the rogue demon.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Or it would have. But SoT wasn't in physical form, and Xinoehp was inside a volcano.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

8 hours ago, Inklingspren said:

Because BoS had chopped it in half from the inside. That roar didn’t last long. She then threw an eel at both Xino and Truthless, eating the blobfish. 

“Ahem. It’s ‘Blobfish’ actually. And he’s fine, right here beside me.” Truthless said, annoyed that people weren’t giving Blobfish the proper capilitization he deserved.

[Rebecca she/her]

2 hours ago, Emperor Stick said:

Stick wandered back into TLT, and wondered how long it had been since he was here. He couldn't believe he missed page 666!

Rebecca agreed that that was indeed sad, and gave him a cookie as consolation.

Edited July 10, 2019 by Rebecca

[overlord stick]

Stick narrowed his nonexistent eyes at the cookie, but decided since she was a fellow TUBAian to eat it.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

1 hour ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

“Ahem. It’s ‘Blobfish’ actually. And he’s fine, right here beside me.” Truthless said, annoyed that people weren’t giving Blobfish the proper capilitization he deserved.

You sound like a millennial. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

How do you know I’m not?

 

 

 

 

(Please don’t kill me I’m not actually)

[Rebecca she/her]

40 minutes ago, Emperor Stick said:

Stick narrowed his nonexistent eyes at the cookie, but decided since she was a fellow TUBAian to eat it.

The cookie was ooey-gooey and incrediblely delicious.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless was bored.

[Lunamor she/her]

As was Luna.

[Chiberty]

In their boredom, they almost didn't notice the random chicken run past.

[Lunamor she/her]

But they did at the last second. It was a stilt chicken.

[Chiberty]

The chicken immediately tripped.

[Lunamor she/her]

Into a pit of angry hemalurgically spiked beavers.

[John Flamesinger he/him]

The beavers were mad because they were a horrible football team.

No, really! Oregon State University's mascot is a Beaver, and they suck.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Okay then. 

Then the Hemalurgically spiked beavers dropped out of college.

[Lunamor she/her]

To join a circus.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Where the paid off there student loans. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

They also terrorized everybody in the audience with their Fullborn powers and Ruin-caused need for destruction.

[John Flamesinger he/him]

Then they became Ruin.