The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

Turt quite enjoyed Uncle Brandy the Second’s new drink.

[Lunamor she/her]

He had it for breakfast every day.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Which made him a bit tipsy during the day.

[Lunamor she/her]

Meaning he became very fond of tipping cows.

[Aon Ese: Abundance,Harvest she/her]

Because of this, Turt got a call from Animal Cruelty Control. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

They gave him a slap on the wrist.

[Lunamor she/her]

And a stern speech about the evils of tipping defenseless cows.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Sadly, he did not reform.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

So they didn’t punish him.

Edited May 25, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Punisheding was a horrible art.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Fixed it!

[+Doomstick he/him]

He continued giving cows slightly more money than they earned

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And then they died.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Just like…

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Endgame spoilers

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Tony Stark and Black Widow.

 

 

Edited May 25, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Lunamor she/her]

Theaters sobbed their eyes out everywhere.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

On 5/24/2019 at 11:47 AM, Turtle373 said:

Because the Ghanderflaffle empire was rising.

But the Ghanderflaffle empire was Narrator Ghanderflaffle's empire. The ghanderflaffle Empire was much bigger than the Ghanderflaffle empire, while the ghanderflaffle empire was the biggest and highest of them all. 

I've been waiting a while to tease turtle for being the one to capitalize ghanderflaffle. If only I wasn't late. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

but that was all irrelevant because the ghanderflaffle empire decided to make a plot twist, and fall

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And oh it fell hard. It was attacked by its enemies, the...

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Austrian-Hungarian Empire along with Germany and The Ottoman Empire.

 

 

BoS chuckled. The time had come. “I WILL PREVAIL!!”

Edited May 26, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because the Ottoman Empire was rising.

[Lunamor she/her]

Because reasons.

[Rebecca she/her]

Ten reasons, to be exact.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Reason 1: They had a booming cheese economy.

[Lunamor she/her]

Reason 2: They were doing an absurd amount of experiments in anti-gravity.

Edited May 26, 2019 by Lunamor

[Jaywalk he/him]

Reason 3: The Ottoman Empire had made a large investment in the yeast trade.