The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath]

And an N-Bot

Edited May 23, 2019 by HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath

[Lunamor she/her]

And a hyperdrive.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

And a Narrator.

[Lunamor she/her]

Named...

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Rats. A mirror persona of Star.

[Jaywalk he/him]

This persona had a semblance of sanity.

[+Doomstick he/him]

 but this was all unrelevant, because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising  

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It had been rising for a while now... Star wondered when it would ever stop. If it got powerful enough... THEY COULD DEFEAT THE MIMES! 

She grinned broadly, the echoes of a plan forming in her mind.

12 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

This persona had a semblance of sanity.

 Star gave Jay a flat look. "And what's that supposed to say about me?"

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was on a helium balloon 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY! 

It would soon be the most advanced civilization in TLT.

[Jaywalk he/him]

As if it wasn’t already.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

The ghanderflaffles possessed such technology as...

[Lunamor she/her]

Forks.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And spoons.

[Lunamor she/her]

And sporks, the greatest innovation of all time.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

They also possessed can openers.

[Lunamor she/her]

Although they only opened doors (the ghanderflaffle in charge of naming was pretty terrible at it).

[BringerofShadows she/her]

So terrible he discovered two places and named them wrong. (Iceland and Greenland, in fact)

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, BringerofShadows said:

So terrible he discovered two places and named them wrong. (Iceland and Greenland, in fact)

YES! They need to have their names switched! I am so glad someone else agrees with me on this!

He was fired once it was realized how terrible he was.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

So he got a job with Christopher Columbus.

[Lunamor she/her]

And ended up falling off the edge of the Earth.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Not before he called the new world the Indies.

[Lunamor she/her]

Due to the fact that everything was indigo tinted.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He also called ‘falling’ ‘rising’

[Lunamor she/her]

And “no” “yes”, which caused quite a bit of confusion.