The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

Which was famous even in the furthest reaches of the Cosmere.

[Jaywalk he/him]

He even had a salsa-flavored brand of instant noodles.

[Lunamor she/her]

They were wildly successful, earning him lots of profit.

[Jaywalk he/him]

His company was based in the Roughs.

[Lunamor she/her]

They had a sister location in the Smooths.

[Jaywalk he/him]

As well as the in between place...

[Lunamor she/her]

The Slightly Rougher Than the Smooths But Not Quite as Rough as the Roughs (SRTtSBNQaRatR for short).

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was also the location of a very popular spa and resort.

[Lunamor she/her]

Owned by Uncle Brandy.

[Vogelsang he/him]

He was completely unrelated to the original Uncle Brandy.

[Lunamor she/her]

And liked wine, not vodka.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And he mixed a mean cocktail.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was the sum of wine, vodka, beer, and brandy, but divided by four

[Lunamor she/her]

And it had a cherry and little umbrella.

[Jaywalk he/him]

He called it wodeery.

[Lunamor she/her]

He tried selling some to the original Uncle Brandy.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick was sad that nobody got his pun

[Turtle373 he/him]

Turtle understood Stick's pun, but the half of him that was Turt didn't.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Turt was a bit dense.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Literally, one cubic centimeter of Turt weighed 100000000000000000000000000000000000000^1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000Pounds

[Lunamor she/her]

On account of his not having a brain.

Edit: Ninja’d 

Edited May 24, 2019 by Lunamor

[Turtle373 he/him]

It made swimming really difficult.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Same with making a cocktail.

[Turtle373 he/him]

It made doing pretty much anything really difficult.

[Lunamor she/her]

Although he was a very fast skier.