The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Narrator Star gasped. Aloud. In the real world. Everyone in her algebra class stared at her. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Meanwhile, in the void, a portal appeared. “Again?” Jaywalk said. A desk hurtled through the portal, shattering into oblivion. The portal was to Star’s algebra class.

Edited May 2, 2019 by Jaywalk

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

How does one become a narrator?

[Jaywalk he/him]

You narrate.

[Rebecca she/her]

Just start storytelling with us! And make sure anything part of the story is in bold.

Edit: Ninja’d 

Edited May 2, 2019 by Rebecca

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

31 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

Meanwhile, in the void, a portal appeared. “Again?” Jaywalk said. A desk hurtled through the portal, shattering into oblivion. The portal was to Star’s algebra class.

But even when Jay had posted this, Star wasn't in algebra anymore. Thus, the portal was redirected to empty space.

[Lunamor she/her]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

Narrator Master of Silence looked around at the confusion. Now was as good a time as any, he supposed.

He reached forwards and tapped Narrator Lunamor, separating him from his Narrator power and turning him into a character.

Narrator Lunamor felt a blinding pain, something similar to being completely split in half, then nothing. Well, there was something, just a lot more nothing than usual. Looking into a conveniently placed mirror, he saw two separate reflections staring back at him. Once was a shining figure seeming to be made entirely of light, rainbows reflecting off its surface like it was a thousand tiny prisms. The other reflection was just a normal person, albeit a little bit sweaty. As Lunamor watched, the figure cocked its head, as if inspecting itself. It then zoomed out the door without a word, trailing a streak of light that seemed to twist the very air around it. Lunamor watched it go with sad eyes. Narrator Master of Silence has created two characters- Narrator and Lunamor. And whatever Narrator had become had been unleashed upon the world.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Star is was in trig

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Well, she wasn't, but it didn't really matter. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

But she is was

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star shrugged. This thread was weird. 

[Elend Venture he/him]

      Herbert Wheedlenose set down his hotdog and walked up to Star. He whisked up his coat, flashing the shiny sniper rifle on his hip. "Your pickle relish or your life," Said he, in a low growl.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star blinked. She pointed the man to the grocery store that was conveniently sitting just 5 feet away and gave him a 5 dollar bill. "Buy your own," she said.

[Elend Venture he/him]

           There was a low rumble and a crevice opened up in the ground, sucking in the grocery store, and magma seeped out, forcing Herbert to run. He dropped his perverse sniper rifle, that hqd marked him as the perp. of a stickup. Then, it struck him. He had left his hotdog, which was really a dachsund (misspelled?) behind.

Edited May 2, 2019 by ElendVenture

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star stood there, confused. "That was unexpected."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator Pheonix snapped, and Herbert vanished.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

The Narrator who believed that 1984 was the true gospel, had showed up. She started throwing music stands at everyone.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Havel ate them.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Bozo hid in a corner. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

As he often did when his girlfriend was around.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Unfortunately for him, a small child came along and saw him. She begged her mother to let her keep the bunny. Thus Bozo was adopted by the little girl named...

[Lunamor she/her]

Lift.

[Jaywalk he/him]

She introduced him to Max.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And the two became best friends. Max introduced Jay to his bunny. Well, it was his sister's bunny, but at this point it didn't really matter. 

[BringerofShadows she/her]

BoS killed the bunny.