The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Lift gave her a half-eaten lollipop to cheer her up.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

BoS ate it anyway.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Now that her lollipop was gone, Lift asked her dad for another one. Kelsier bought her not one, but...

[BringerofShadows she/her]

0.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

This made Lift angry. For a second. She then found Waffle Wagon.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier had been hoping for that. They both stole as many waffles as they could stomach.

[Rebecca she/her]

Which was all the waffles in the wagon.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kell and Lift were nice though - they shared the waffles with Max and Jasnah. 

Edited April 27, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[BringerofShadows she/her]

They felt sick afterword.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

They was the person who ran the Waffle Wagon. He felt terrible for being stupid enough to let someone steal all his merch.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

So he tried to run over everyone. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

And ran into Fred the Frog.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Who was now crippled from his earlier butt-kicking by Rose.

Edited April 27, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[+Doomstick he/him]

Rose had told Butt to kick Fred

[Jaywalk he/him]

So he had joined in happily.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Now, in addition to being crippled, Fred also had brain damage. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

But because of the brian damage, he misspelled brian as brian 

[Lunamor she/her]

2 minutes ago, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

But because of the brian damage, he misspelled brian as brian 

No one knew what he was really trying to say.

[+Doomstick he/him]

16 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

No one knew what he was really trying to say.

No one loved keeping secrets 

[Lunamor she/her]

They were very fashionable.

[+Ark1002]

No one was a producer of a fashion magazine

[Lunamor she/her]

It was Adolin’s favorite.

[+Ark1002]

...Toilet paper.

Shamless plugging:

Y'all should check this RP out

 

[RoadWalker he/him]

Only in extreme cases though. Fortunately, Adolin was always stocked up on Charmin.

Buying toiletries could be a pain in the butt for royalty.

Edited April 28, 2019 by RoadWalker

[BringerofShadows she/her]

Soulcasting Tampons is not easy.