The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator @Jaywalk ?

[Jaywalk he/him]

Was not available. He sent a french fry maker and a potato peeler in his place, along with a note saying, You know what to do.

[Rebecca she/her]

Except, they didn’t know what to do.

[Lunamor she/her]

But they had a faint idea. Luna made french fries, then launched them at the fast approaching maroon menace. Luna then fell into a deep sleep once he saw the calming color of the menace.

Edited March 26, 2019 by Lunamor

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Narrator Chaos came as he heard, "Menace."

I just don't have the courage to @ him.

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, beantheboy12 said:

Narrator Chaos came as he heard, "Menace."

I just don't have the courage to @ him.

Good idea. That might result in your destruction.

Narrator Chaos destroyed the maroon menace, as it was too much competition. He then made it his goal to destroy all of the Narrators. Luckily, he didn’t know about their potato.

Plot twist: Chaos was the main villain of TLT all along.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Chaos then began his quest to search for Menace. Obliterating all who stood in his way.

[Lunamor she/her]

All Who Stood In His Way, or AWSIHW for short, was the only organization standing in the way of the terrible disease, jhanditidis. Without it, jhanditidis ravaged across the entire universe. Its effects included:

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Allowing Chaos to know your location, allowing Chaos to access your ip address, allowing Chaos to put your ip address in a dress, going bananas, and strangely banging your head against spatulas.

[Lunamor she/her]

They were strangely Chaos specific.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

For Chaos had made the disease! Along with Tom Joebob and Butt Venture.

The disease was made for Chaos to cause Chaos.

[Lunamor she/her]

Tom Joebob and Butt Venture helped because they have secretly been mind controlled by Chaos this entire time.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Kelsier and Jasnah have been controlled as well. Lift and Vin didn't know.

The plague swept across the world and cyber world. 

[Lunamor she/her]

In the form of a giant broom.

Get it?

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Yep!

The broom broke the fourth wall and then began to infect the narrators. Chaos's reach was infinite.

Kelsier and Jasnah received the order that Vin and Lift would become a problem if they didn't remove them now. Kelsier and Jasnah went into their children's room at night and...

[Lunamor she/her]

Removed them from their beds and made them sleep on the couch. Problem solved.

They then saluted Chaos by banging their heads against spatulas and screaming out their IP addresses.

Edited March 26, 2019 by Lunamor

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Narrator Bean suddenly felt an incredible urge to bang his head against a spatula.

[Lunamor she/her]

But there were none nearby, so he settled for a hammer instead.

[beantheboy12 he/him]

Narrator Bean creamed himself on the head with the hammer and a fragment of him flew out into the world. This fragment, known as Naeb, went on a quest to stop the virus, defeat Chaos, and save his master.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Because the ghanderflaffle empire was Rysn.

Spoiler

Ha! Didn't see that coming, did ya?

 

[Lunamor she/her]

It lived on her eyebrows.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The ghanderflaffles had shrunk, apparently.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Or Rysn had grown. Don't be so small-minded.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

This thread is going to get me in trouble some day.

But nobody knew for sure.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Except for Uncle Brandy, he had a ghandermap that lead to the great city.