The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

So they elected a new leader.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Ail Borgana. He got sick a lot.

Ah, Star Wars...

[Lunamor she/her]

And then randomly learned to use to force. Cause reasons.

I am still upset about this.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Those reasons were that some people got force powers when the Stormlight Outline bar goes up, which it has.

I just checked and saw it was at 80% 

[Jaywalk he/him]

But it was okay, because his force powers had been foreshadowed in the last trilogy.

I was completely fine with it.

[Lunamor she/her]

Lunamor has not known about this. He decided to watch the first trilogy, then revise his opinion.

I really need to rewatch that.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jaywalk said that was a good idea.

Most people forget that Leia always had force potential. Rewatching the original trilogy is always a good thing; I did it a few weeks ago. They’re amazing movies.

[Lunamor she/her]

But back to the story.

Yeah, they are. Super nostalgic for me too.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Borgana commissioned a fleet of I-Wings. They weren’t very effective.

[Lunamor she/her]

They gots all kersploded.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Which meant they were turned into potatos.

[Lunamor she/her]

Kelsier gave them a high five.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Which instead turned them into hash browns.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Kelsier loved hashbrowns.

[Rebecca she/her]

With lots of ketchup on them.

[Lunamor she/her]

They didn’t last very long.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And spoiled hashbrowns were not very tasty.

[Lunamor she/her]

He ate them anyways, as he had forgotten to have breakfast.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The ketchup was warm. Far too warm...

[Lunamor she/her]

And salty.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It rose from the hashbrowns, forming a face in the air. “Kelsier, Survivor of Hathsin,” it said. “Your wife is in danger.”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He meant to say life, but it wasn't his native language.

[Lunamor she/her]

Kelsier, not knowing this, immediately tried to find his wife, Jasnah.

[BitBitio he/him]

Utter confusion. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Was a mix between an otter and udder that really confused people.