The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Silva]

Narrator Silva wondered what she'd walked into. Since when had there been zombies in TLT?

A purple minion suddenly ran after Narrator Firerust's steed, desperate to be a good minion with a master.

[Lunamor she/her]

It may or may not have been one horned and one eyed and had an appetite for people. 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

2 hours ago, Lunamor said:

@Ghanderflaffle was commissioned to do so.

Pleeeeease???

I'll try to get around to it.

10 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

It may or may not have been one horned and one eyed and had an appetite for people. 

It wasn't, as stories led people to believe, purple. It was actually a very calming shade of maroon.

[Lunamor she/her]

Yay!

So calming, in fact, that all who saw it fell into a deep sleep.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

So the flying purple people eater Maroon Menace had no problems finding his meals.

[Lunamor she/her]

He suddenly burst into the secret hideout of the narrators.

[Silva]

Of course, the narrators didn't use their secret hideout because it stank of Febreeze.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

So it was the fake secret hideout. There was enough Febreeze to knock out an elephant.

[Lunamor she/her]

Luckily, the maroon menace was bigger than an elephant.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

So he only got a little sleepy.

[Lunamor she/her]

He then set out on a quest to find the real narrator hideout.

Edited March 26, 2019 by Lunamor

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But no one knew where it was, even the Narrators.

[Lunamor she/her]

He visited a magical goat that said it could tell him where they were. It decided to give its answer in the form of a riddle:

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Although I may have eyes, I can’t see. At one time there was a dearth of me in Ireland and people went hungry?

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Although I may have eyes, I can’t see. At one time there was a dearth of me in Ireland and people went hungry?

“Potatoes?” he asked, very confused.

Edited March 26, 2019 by Lunamor

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

The narrators lived inside a potato.

[Lunamor she/her]

In spaaaaaaaace.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Spaaaaaaace.

[Lunamor she/her]

Spaaaayaaaaayaaaaace.

Edited March 26, 2019 by Lunamor

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

spAAAAAAAAAAce.

[Lunamor she/her]

The final frontier.

[Jaywalk he/him]

“STOP THIS INSOLENCE,” said the Don’kies.

[Lunamor she/her]

So the narrators promptly quit saying spaaaaaaace. However, while they were busy messing around, the maroon menace had managed to find their potato. 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

In spaaaaaaace. The Narrators weren't all there at the time as several of them were visiting other threads, but the ones that were there included:

[Lunamor she/her]

Narrator Lunamor, Narrator Ghanderflaffle,