The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

Butt was shipped with Marasi.

I dunno why.

[Kidpen he/him]

Everyone agreed it was the worst ship ever created.

[Lunamor she/her]

Even Lunamor.

I literally just chose two random characters.

Edited March 24, 2019 by Lunamor

[Rebecca she/her]

Then the narrators decided to ship Kaladin with....

[Lunamor she/her]

Syl.

[Rebecca she/her]

Slyadin was a beautiful ship.

[Lunamor she/her]

It even had one of those mermaid statues on the front.

[+Doomstick he/him]

“Those mermaid statues” were called figureheads

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But it was a mermaid from Harry Potter, not The Little Mermaid.

[Lunamor she/her]

It tried to kidnap the loved ones of Syl and Kal.

[Vogelsang he/him]

It didn't get very far, given its lack of legs.

Edited March 24, 2019 by Taradiddle

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

So it disappeared into a golden egg.

[Lunamor she/her]

That screeched whenever opened. 

[Silva]

People didn't open it a lot.

[Rebecca she/her]

This made it sad.

[Lunamor she/her]

So it decided to screech whether open or not.

[Silva]

Earplugs sold out of every store.

[Lunamor she/her]

Everyone had to learn sign language.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Someone mentioned Kelsnah.

[Lunamor she/her]

Which was a heart made with your hands in sign language.

Edited March 24, 2019 by Lunamor

[Jaywalk he/him]

The Queen of England knighted Someone.

[Lunamor she/her]

Someone ran off into the wild to go fight some random monsters, waving his sword like a maniac.

[Silva]

He wasn't that great a knight.

[Lunamor she/her]

He was more of a twilight than anything.

I can’t stop falling down the pun hole.

Edited March 24, 2019 by Lunamor

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

So he was killed as he was part of a pun.