The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

So it sparkled.

[Lunamor she/her]

And was rather sharp.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Those who held it had to wear gloves.

[Lunamor she/her]

Made of dragon hide.

[Rebecca she/her]

The gloves had cost Butt a lot of money, but he could see now that buying them had definitely been worth it.

[Lunamor she/her]

He loved his pretty dirt a lot. Too much, some might say.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Others would disagree. Dirt was important, after all.

[Lunamor she/her]

Without it, the plants would all die.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Without the plants, the animals would die.

[Lunamor she/her]

And without the animals, all of the humans would be sad. What would they do without puppies?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They would also suffocate, because they'd run out of air.

[Lunamor she/her]

But the puppies were a more dire problem.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Poor dirt. Think of all the responsibilities it has. Without it, there would be no PUPPIES! Also, people would run out of air, but PUPPIES! 

[Lunamor she/her]

Dirt started to have a panic attack from all of the pressure it was under.

[Silva]

An earthworm came to comfort it.

[Le Sigh]

A few months later after a whirlwind courtship, the earthworm and dirt were married. Everyone showed up, including the Kelsnah family.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"But not Star and Marsh," Astral decided to remind everyone. "Star and Marsh were dead and gone."

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Ghanderflaffle also didn't show up, as she had ridden off into the ghandermoon on Agent G after being driven mad by the orangutans.

[Lunamor she/her]

Lunamor also didn’t show up, as he was currently bleeding to death in another thread.

[Rebecca she/her]

Narrator Rebecca showed up though. She would show her support for this wonderful couple.

[Lunamor she/her]

But, unfortunately, the wedding was crashed when a giant water tank fell on it and soaked all of the guests.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jaywalk couldn’t make it, dealing with the end of the world and such, but he sent his regards with a present for Max.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Since Road was busy battling a Sentipede, he made a duplicate of himself and attended their ceremony. It was beautiful. Some snakes and centipedes came as well, so he had to stay hidden and watch through the window of his Delorean. 

[Silva]

Despite the water, everyone had a good time. So good a time they decided to ship random people so they could have another wedding to go to.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star, Astral, Thought, or any other of Shard of Thought's aspects were not involved with any shipping of any kind.