The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BitBitio he/him]

As were his ytinas.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Narrator Ghanderflaffle decided to take a vacation to Universe K to be with her own kind. She was very happy with all the ghanderflaffles.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But the ghanderflaffles, however, were not happy with her.

[BitBitio he/him]

The only logical course of action was for the ghanderflaffles to assassinate @Archer!

[Archer he/him]

Unexpectedly, Archer reacted by switching to first-person narration. 

I set down my fork, gazing at the pistol the ghanderflaffle had placed on the table. I suddenly became very aware of every background noise that I'd previously tuned out in the crowded restaurant.
"If you kill me," I said as calmly as I could, "you won't leave here alive."
Seemingly unperturbed, the ghanderflaffle allowed his fingers to tip toe towards the gun, caressing its sleek metal body, before tightening into a firm grip around the hilt. He raised it so that it was level with my eyes, then slowly clicked off the safety.
"And if you kill me," he responded, "no one leaves here alive."
Three heartbeats later I blacked out.

Edited February 1, 2019 by Archer

[+Ark1002]

Narrator Archer immediately got shot in the head for talking in first person.

[Archer he/him]

You try writing your death scene in third person. It's disconcerting.

Narrator Archer instinctively squeezed the trigger of the gun in his hand, shooting Narrator #Voidapple in the head too. 

Then Archer died, a maniacal grin plastered on his face. 

[Nohadon he/him]

Mimes quickly silenced the rest of the narrators so they never talked about the mysterious death of Archer and #Voidapple

[+Ark1002]

Voidapple of course survived, just not #Voidapple, the Narrator. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Voidapple will always prevail!

Is what the narrators would have said had they not been silenced.

Edited February 1, 2019 by Jaywalk

[BitBitio he/him]

So then Bit threw a rock.

At.

A.

Rock.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

The Rock's name was Billy Joe Bob Johnson, Duke of Buttington castle of Venture lane, liege to Freddie Bob Jillian Cowsocks the fourth, the fifth.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

The Fifth was lonely because nobody likes him. Even fourth, who was secretly a ghanderflaffle, hated The Fifth.

[BitBitio he/him]

Secretly A. Ghanderflaffle is the Fourth.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Narrator SD was sad that no one said "The minor fall, the major Lift"

[BitBitio he/him]

Sad That No One Said "The Minor Fall, The Major Lift" was quite odd.

[Le Sigh]

Suddenly, the Fanshendi champion of Forium Le Sigh appeared!

Edit: I'm afraid for what will happen to Le Sigh ;-;

Edited February 1, 2019 by Le Sigh
;-;

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

Then they died.

[Silva]

Narrator Silva had fallen helplessly behind the last few pages and decided that Butt Venture was alive again (if he even was still dead) and he was walking his pet potato down a road.

[BitBitio he/him]

The potato was THE POTATO!! 

TUBA raged and attacked.

[Le Sigh]

The TUBA tripped over the fallen corpse of Le Sigh into a bottomless hole.

LEVEL UP!!! Le Sigh has risen from Level -1 to Level 0, making him alive again.

Edited February 1, 2019 by Le Sigh
resurectin

[Jaywalk he/him]

But he was still relatively useless.

[+Ark1002]

Completely useless, actually.

All said in jest.

[Lunamor she/her]

Causing him to become irrelevant.

[Le Sigh]

Being irrelevant shunted Le Sigh out of this madness thread and into his own private forum.

"Thank Forium," Le Sigh said as he went off to soak his feet.