The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rebecca she/her]

So some background character shouted, “STILL ALIVE!” Which was actually a Portal 1 reference, but whatever.

[RoadWalker he/him]

In the end, the cake wasn't a lie after all.

Edited December 20, 2018 by roadworkahead...

[BitBitio he/him]

It was just a deceitful truth.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Deceitful Truth was 3/4 lies and 1/4 honesty, so his say was rarely heard. Half Truth was always ignored; nobody ever believed him cause there was a 50% chance his information was right...or wrong. No one ever knew, Plagiarism was always stealing Half Truth's sources and credibility. Then there was White Lie; he was practically harmless, he just spared his friends the real details and made little excuses here and there. Bold-Faced was the stubborn one of the group; he never cared if people learned the truth, especially about himself...because (as he told his friends time and time again) his name wasn't actually Bold-Faced even though everyone knew it actually was!!! Broken Promises didn't even show up to the group, even though he told everyone he would. Exaggeration cried, "He must've been abducted by aliens!"

Edited December 20, 2018 by roadworkahead...

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Only, Exaggeration had been replaced by a Kandra, and what he said was actually true.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Poor Broken Promises. He had broken a promise which he now so desperately wanted to follow through with.

I guess all his tom foolery had finally caught up to him.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Tom Foolery was the name of Broken Promises' childhood archnemesis, who had been chasing him for 60 years.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Suddenly, Breadmunks.

[Silva]

And Breadmonks!

[whattheHoid she/her]

And than Munksmonks!

[+Sorana she/her]

They went to Haven and searched for a dragon.

Edited December 21, 2018 by Sorana

[Gancho Libre he/him]

His name was Pete.

[Kidpen he/him]

But he wanted to be Peter.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

He went to City Hall to buy a consonant.

Edited December 21, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[old man moomba he/him]

The City Hall had no consonants, only cheese. In fact, the entire building was made of cheese.

[whattheHoid she/her]

it costed him capitalization.

 

[Ashspren]

Pete — now pete — gave up his capitalization for the cheese. It was good cheese. 

[Kidpen he/him]

pete still didn't know where to get a consonant. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

He thought a 'consonant' was a type of instrument. Like mayonnaise.

Edited December 21, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[Kidpen he/him]

So he went to the instrument store.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But the store didn't have mayonnaise. Pete was disappointed.

Edited December 21, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[Kidpen he/him]

pete was surprised when he met Pete.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Pete was the pete from the future who had finally capitalized his name.

[Kidpen he/him]

pete wondered how he got his capitalization back from the cheese vendors.

[RoadWalker he/him]

CAPITALIZATION had appeared to pete and turned him back into a proper noun...Pete. But in doing so, CAPITALIZATION had lost his capital P, causing his name to appear as CApITALIZATION. 

Edited December 21, 2018 by roadworkahead...