The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

In came Draco Maldoy, the poorer relation to Draco Malfoy.

[+Sorana she/her]

He searched for poor Harry.

[whattheHoid she/her]

His name was Harry Poorer.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Harry Poorer hid with the help of his friends from Pigmoles.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Then, he realized he could just turn invisible. Silly Harry!

[whattheHoid she/her]

He hobbled his way over to Butt. Together they tried to make the recipe.

 

[BitBitio he/him]

While singing "Black Magic."

I've got the recipe...

[Blessed peace he/him]

Turned out, that song was the one you must not spell with that thing brewing, 

Butt and the apprentice were splashed upon and they fell in love 

BtW why is butt being referred to as a he? 

[Rebecca she/her]

30 minutes ago, blessed peace said:

BtW why is butt being referred to as a he? 

We have a character in this thread named Butt Venture. He is Elend Venture’s favorite cousin.

They were also very sticky from the potion being splashed on them.

[RoadWalker he/him]

They began to attract some flies, whose names were Siegfried and Georgiana.

Edited November 6, 2018 by ThePhotoBaum

[Kidpen he/him]

They were on a honeymoon. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

They were actually bees 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Stick honey was everywhere and the beehive was cramped but that didn't stop the new lovers from enjoying their honeymoon. It was Butt's 12.5 dream to bunk in a beehive with someone he cares about.

[Kidpen he/him]

Unfortunate, the couple didn't want to get to know Butt. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Therefore shattering his dreams. Butt felt dejected and rejected. He started to cry so hard, the Weeping began 3 weeks earlier than anticipated.

[Silva]

That destroyed all agriculture everywhere.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Crops were decimated. Soulcasters were run ragged.

[+Sorana she/her]

Butt stopped crying and went for a swim.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt forgot that he didn't know how to swim, unless on the back of a porpoise.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Butt drowned. So sad.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Edgli brought him back as a Returned. His new name was Deathbringer Lifecatch.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

However, Deathbringer changed it back to Urafius.

[Kidpen he/him]

But nobody wanted that.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Nobody liked it though, so the name Urafius Wobblebottom stuck.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Butt un-drowned