The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[RoadWalker he/him]

Butt shouted her name backwards thrice..."ATS, ATS, ATS!!!!"

[whattheHoid she/her]

The air went WHOOSH WOOSH WOOSH!

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Then HSOOHW HSOOHW HSOOHW!

[Blessed peace he/him]

Then a guy said that's against the magic laws 

[Blessed peace he/him]

Magicing the fearing always the fighting screamed the eastern lad

[Kidpen he/him]

@blessed peace, hey, if you don't mind, try to avoid posting twice in a row. It makes the mods grumpy.  

But language was impossible.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Butt language, however, was possible.

[Blessed peace he/him]

Cause it's negative 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Negativing the wasing was the speaking in.

[RoadWalker he/him]

.trams yrev saw ttuB

[whattheHoid she/her]

So smart, that Butt was elected for the ultimate quest in order to become the Warlock of Eternal Negativity! Butt whisked away to Silverlight for research.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Away was rather upset to be so suddenly moved to a new location.

[Kidpen he/him]

Away didn't like Silverlight very much.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Khriss and Away had a falling out. It was baad.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Nobody, nobody, NOBODY, anybody, and somebody died, along with everybody.

6 hours ago, Sorana said:

And he lost!!!

 

Me too

[RoadWalker he/him]

But Something was amiss.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because they were dead too

sorry too confusing 

[Blessed peace he/him]

Ah, the amiss the cosine nation of the amians

[whattheHoid she/her]

So, Butt went to the library to look up a recipe.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

He found one, but he got it mixed up with the recipe for 'Uncle Bloodbath's Mixture of Heinous Ingredients! Used to Melt your Enemy's into Little Bubbles of Sloop!'

[whattheHoid she/her]

He started to make 'Uncle Bloodbatg's Mixture of Heinous Ingredients! Under to Melt your Enemy's  into Little Bubbles of Sloop!' however, he forgot he couldn't read, so he decided to hire an apprentice. He thought the recipe looked downright delicious and decadent.

[+Sorana she/her]

The apprentice was called Harry and had brown hair.

[whattheHoid she/her]

He was short, slight, and underfed. Good thing Butt was hunting for recipes. As Harry read the "recipe" he recoiled in horror.

[+Sorana she/her]

So Butt searched for a new apprentice. He needed someone who could stomach this.

[Ink he/him]

It seemed Gulpin would be great, as he was all stomach.