The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Sorana she/her]

But he lost most of the time.

Edited November 5, 2018 by Sorana

[RoadWalker he/him]

Tea always lost to Java, although his friends re-assured him afterwards that he was more refined.

One day, the stakes were unusually high...Java had bet his Coffee Mate in Texas-Hold-the-Sugar.

Edited November 5, 2018 by ThePhotoBaum

[+Ark1002]

Help. I've got a headache from somebody, everybody, Nobody, nobody, and NOBODY.

[+Sorana she/her]

And he lost!!!

@Ark1002 You forgot anybody...

[BitBitio he/him]

And then he won.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Java's luck with the sugar cubes was horrible, so naturally everyone in the cappucasino thought he was milking it when he said he actually won Cherchez latte foame. Sweet victory at last! Tea bitterly brewed in the corner booth.

Edited November 5, 2018 by ThePhotoBaum

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was the bitterest brew, Tea ever brewed.

[Kidpen he/him]

She asked for a refund. 

[Silva]

a refund didn't like her and didn't come.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Tea was insulted. The pretzels sitting next to her, however, were salted.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Meanwhile, the barista was assaulted by a sentient salt shaker. 

[Blessed peace he/him]

And so hero ine burst into the coffee shop to rescue the barista

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Unfortunately for Ine, the barista was actually Dave Bautista in disguise.

[RoadWalker he/him]

And Dave did nothing...except...stand...and...keep...completely...still. Ine searched and searched, but Dave had become invisible.

[Kidpen he/him]

Coooompletely innnnvisible.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Soooo increeeediblyyy...stiiiill.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt bumped into the incredibly stilllll Dave.

[RoadWalker he/him]

Butt was the actual barista the entire time.

[Blessed peace he/him]

Working ome shift in the coffee place and another at the theater, all to feed the hamster known as ham in honor of ham

[whattheHoid she/her]

Directed by Christopher Nolan, Inception 2: the dreams and life of Butt Venture, a secret barista.

[GeneralHZRD he/him]

Butt the barista could not believe(sta) that Bautista was not the barista. So Butt ate some pasta on the vista while Bautista the Gangsta took a Siesta. 

Edited November 5, 2018 by TheVillageIdiot

[Blessed peace he/him]

She (butt) was the one  who served coffee to the Lord ruler 

[whattheHoid she/her]

The entire universe was invaded by Sta, who when you say his name 3 or more times, appears!

[Kidpen he/him]

Butt, in order to banish Sta, said her name -3 or less times.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt was the master at negative speech. He graduated top honors in his Negativity speech and physics class.