The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Silva]

Silva noted that they weren't even on an island, causing everyone to vanish and reappear on one.

[Ink he/him]

Ink slapped silva." It was an imaginary island" he explained. "Now we're going to die alone."

[Silva]

"No we're not," she said. "Alone means alone. There's literally a bunch of people here. Besides, we aren't going to die for quite a while." The island had freshwater.

[+Ark1002]

Suddenly, breadmunks.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Narrator Darth showed up on an Ark with two of every other species and said that he could save them, as they were all obviously different species. The breadmunks cheered.

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[whattheHoid she/her]

Then everyone had a luau.

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[Kidpen he/him]

It was a luau contest.

[Silva]

All the participants had to create their own luau and try to beat the others.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Hoid brought Lightweavers and Fire Dancers with some drinks.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The Ark that narrator Darth came in on got up and started dancing.

[BitBitio he/him]

Bit kicked him, because, uh, he was annoyed.

[Kidpen he/him]

This created a chain reaction of Annoyance.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Now everyone was Annoyed with each other and luaus. Tien joins the Annoyance Luau.

[+Sorana she/her]

Butt observed the party going on and laughed.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Then Butt came to a full and dramatic realization of his immense importance to the story of The Longest Thread and became the most important character in the multiverse.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So Butt strutted himself throughout the party and talked to all the important people in a bid for the throne.

 

 

 

[Niteshado he/him]

Butt became the only contender for the throne. 

[+Sorana she/her]

So he walked up to it and sat down.

[Rebecca she/her]

It was quite comfortable.

[whattheHoid she/her]

 

Surprisingly so, the crown however was not. It was horribly itchy.

[Niteshado he/him]

Butt inspected the crown, looking to see if someone pranked him and put itching powder in it

[Ink he/him]

They hadn't, but a stray dog had scratched all its ticks, lice and fleas into it.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Uncle Brandy was giggling in the corner as he had a whole bunch of stray dogs follow him as he had his pockets filled with bacon.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Uncle brandy started riding the dogsled with the dogs pulling

[whattheHoid she/her]

 

The lead dog was named, Balto. They had a jolly time romping about with the sled and snow. Uncle Brandy was not having a good time as he forgot his brandy and jacket.