The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BitBitio he/him]

She Wasn't Into Him became annoyed since Upset was trying to be something she wasn't.

[+Ark1002]

And Upset became Upset with She Wasn't Into Him because She Wasn't Into Him was annoyed at him. So Upset went on a quest to find the twins, Plus and Minus, and to meet his hero, Butt.

[Silva]

But he failed and met Square Root.

[+Ark1002]

Square Root, Son-Son-Cube Root, Irrational of Numbers, wielded his non-terminating and non-repeating decimals, killing Upset, who had become king of Imaginary.

[whattheHoid she/her]

 

Square Root, Son-Son-Cube Root, Irrational of Numbers started to cry, Irrationally angry that Upset didn't do more to defend herself. Then he checked his list and went on to clean his white robes off.

 

[+Sorana she/her]

It took him a while, but finally the were of a bright white again.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Suddenly, Breadmunks.

[Kidpen he/him]

The Breadmunks hated the color white.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

They created a fanatical death cult directed at the color white.

[Kidpen he/him]

Square Root was instructed to kill them.

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[+Sorana she/her]

So he thought of a perfidious plan.

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[Darth Woodrack he/him]

He would unleash Butt on them.

[Kidpen he/him]

The perfidious plan pinvolved pample puse pof palliteration.

[+Sorana she/her]

Now he had a problem: he wasn't sure which would work best. Bso bhe becided bor Butt brelated balliterations.

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[BitBitio he/him]

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[Darth Woodrack he/him]

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[Yvainnie she/her]

David fell in love with Butt. 

[BitBitio he/him]

Love was a big hole, and falling together wasn't pleasant.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

Butt landed first, and broke his pinky toe.

[+Sorana she/her]

Then David landed on top of him.

[Niteshado he/him]

"Why, hello" David said, looking down at Butt

[whattheHoid she/her]

 

Butt thought long and hard about this perfidious plan and wondered how David fit into this. So he said nothing, but Farted in his general direction.

[+Sorana she/her]

David scrambled away, face drawn in disgust.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

For David did not like it when people Farted at his friend, General Direction.

[Ink he/him]

General Direction ordered a small army in the general direction of Butt.