The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Sorana she/her]

He was wearing a large hat.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!

And a llama. It was a duet.

[Kidpen he/him]

Suddenly, a Prospect died.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Society collapsed overnight.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Just now, Kidpen said:

Suddenly, a Prospect died.

Please let me upvote this ASAP, Shard website, it's too beautiful...

Someone had to help Society back into his bed.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But that person wasn't Prospect, because Prospect was dead.

[+Sorana she/her]

Thankfully Because was around and helped Society.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But Thankfully Because had an ulterior motive.

[+Sorana she/her]

An autograph of Butt.

[Snipexe he/him]

On a picture of Uncle Brandy

[whattheHoid she/her]

 

Really Loudly came in Forging autographs.

Ooh, guys this HP fanfic looks so spicy, many thanks Kid and Gancho! Looks like I have more reading to do!

Edited October 24, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Suddenly Breadmunks.

[+Ark1002]

And then a thermonuke hit him.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The thermonuke had anger issues. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Thermonuke was abandoned as a baby, so he had anger and abandonment issues.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

I just realized that Uncle Brandy has existed on this thread longer than Butt Venture. Such a travesty...

So the Grandmaster pardoned the thermonuke from life.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Grandmaster turned out to be Uncle Brandy; he pardoned the previous Grandmaster from life.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The breadmunks cheered.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The BreadBreads cheered as well.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Yogurt Kholin was the creator of the fhanderglaggles.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

He had been response by the Breadmunk Consortium of Breadilogical Exploration.

[whattheHoid she/her]

 

He was the bastard son of Gavilar Kholin and eager to prove himself.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

He decided to jump into alley BREAD which lead to...

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Spiked banana bread supplied by the king of the Voidsingers...

[whattheHoid she/her]

 

Kyree the Blatherful. The banana bread was spiked with Edgli's tears and a steel spike.