The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ink he/him]

Then someone decided to add Bagpipes playing mogolovonio

[+Sorana she/her]

And sadly still nobody wanted to buy them. So they decided to invent something even greater.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Nonononono, I just looked up mogolovonio. That was... so... horrid and horrible. Storms above, putting that on bagpipies... GUYS, DON'T LISTEN TO IT. YOU WILL BE SCARRED.

Bagel buttons!

[+Sorana she/her]

Too late... I'd looked it up before I wrote my reply. And then decided we need to change the topic...

They could be sewn onto jackets - and if you got hungry you could always eat them up and buy a new one.

[Ink he/him]

YES. YOU FOOLS. MOGOLOVONIO

My cousin sent it to me and my innocent, precious ears have been damaged since.

They also could remotley detonate the harmoniconium.

[+Sorana she/her]

I lost. Great, my cousin introduced me to the game years ago ... and my innocent precious mind has been cursed since. (Thank you brain for associating @Inklingspren post with the game. *bows deeply before her brain* )

And they did, because nobody even wanted to remember the awfull sounds it was able to produce.

[Ink he/him]

33 minutes ago, Sorana said:

Thank you brain for associating @Inklingspren post with the game. *bows deeply before her brain* )

??? That post? Or my topic

and I lost...

So all was silent, until...

[+Sorana she/her]

The post in this special case. I avoided to take a look at the "I lost" topic today. Not that it mattered now

...there was a quiet ticking. At first you couldn't almost hear it at all, but then it got louder.

[Ink he/him]

The ticking was coming from a tick. Someone finally tocked him out of ticking people off.

PUNS!!

[whattheHoid she/her]

Storms why!!? Inklingspren that mongovolio not only sounds like a catching disease but sounds like one too!!! 

The silence was so off putting that people were thrilled when they started to explode. Borio Singaldi decided to go back into textiles and Butt Venture decided to go on a vision quest with Ham.

 

Edited October 5, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Ink he/him]

10 minutes ago, whattheHoid said:

Inklingspren that mongovolio not only sounds like a catching disease but sounds like one too!!! 

"Not only sounds like... but sounds like..." what?

but Ham became a sandwitch

[Rebecca she/her]

A ham and cheese sandwich.

[whattheHoid she/her]

@Inklingspren you know I was so distracted by the awful sound that thing made I forgot proper sentence structure for a minute. 

That was than swallowed by a giant flying SandWitch.

[Ink he/him]

That was defeated by the heavy's Sandvitch

[whattheHoid she/her]

That was then defeated by the girthy Sandvvitch.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Which was to write a third novella for Infinity Blade per his contract with the game developers.

This has nothing to do with what came before, but it automatically loaded onto my page from when I was previously going to post this at some point. So there.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Haha you get that too! Me too, honestly I thought I was the only one! Thought cause mobile. Challenge accepted.

You see Butt and the Sandvvitch were in a competition. Who could out-contract more competently, Infinity Blade, to game developers. Currently, Butt was in the lead as he brought food to the table.

 

 

 

[+Sorana she/her]

But Sandvvitch had a great , mind blowing idea...

I have that too. It's useful sometimes. And I actually can't bold anything on mobile. It show's me the text is bolded, but when I post it isn't -.-

Edited October 6, 2018 by Sorana

[whattheHoid she/her]

Oh that's weird! I haven't had the bolding problem on mobile. I'm on Android, but I dunno if that means anything.

The Sandvvitch decided to have gastronomical delights in the shape random Investitures. Stormlight chocolate pods, Feurchemical bacon cakes all at a big fair. There was a problem however....

[Kidpen he/him]

The problem was yellow.

[Ink he/him]

I use an iPhone and I rarely have problems. Though there isn't strikethrough unfortunatley.

Yellow was a diabolical person, trying to destroy Butt and the Sandvvitch

[whattheHoid she/her]

He not only hated Sandvvitch and Butt, but Yellow hated also sandwiches and the color yellow too.

[Ink he/him]

Someone built a yellow submarine/sandvvitch hybrid.

[Silva]

Its only fault was a tendency to spontaneously combust.

[whattheHoid she/her]

To make matters worse Lemongrab came through screeching madly.