The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Silva]

And a kiddie toy! Children starting swarming.

My family does books for that stuff - pretty good incentive. I've always wondered how fast food places worked, there aren't any kosher ones outside of Israel as far as I know.

[whattheHoid she/her]

They started to play chicken in the pool and Marco Polo.

Yeah I think the childhood memory is better than the food, lol. I always remember picking a book of some kind to go along with it. I also had a great library nearby with really cool stuff for kids and teenagers. Book discussion club was my favorite. Somebody else picked the book and you read and discussed it. It was an excellent way to read a book you wouldn't normally pick up as there are soo many books! Yay!

 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Marco Polo was offended.

As was the Chicken.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So they left and drained the pool.

[Ink he/him]

And filled it up with liquid chocolate.

you can't tell me you've never wanted a pool filled with chocolate.

[+Sorana she/her]

They each grabbed a cup and drank.

I love chocolate =)

[whattheHoid she/her]

Than some Oompa Loompas came through singing a song.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

It was this song:

Edit: (Imagine the guy walking around the wasteland is the Oompa-Loompas walking around the abandoned ruins of the chocolate factory.)

 

Edited October 9, 2018 by Firerust

[whattheHoid she/her]

Haha.

Things got a little to dark so they all started to sing some K-Pop instead. A dance off ensued.

 

[Ink he/him]

Someone changed the song to Cotton-eye Joe, to match the Ghostblood's Ball.

[Silva]

People started doing the dance to it, but there was a very uncoordinated person in the middle of a line.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was Butt Venture, our uncoordinated and slightly dumb, yet somehow a genius Fartomancer, protagonist. 

[Snipexe he/him]

He had been in the line for 30 posts

[Silva]

Dancing alone before people finally joined him.

[whattheHoid she/her]

People looked at him funny at first and then started to dance along, it started to rain whiskey and chocolate.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

In addition to the whisky that was coming down, it also began to rain brandy. Uncle Brandy to be precise.

We didn't kill him off right? Well, if we did he came back, formed from the matter he first came from.

[Snipexe he/him]

Falling from the sky hurt

[Kidpen he/him]

his feelings, due to the importance of proper punctuation. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Uncle Brandy whipped his chalkboard out and started to give grammar lessons to the closest dancers whilst chugging a beer.

[+Sorana she/her]

The dancers ignored him, being fully occupied with their moves.

Edited October 10, 2018 by Sorana

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

Their moves were beautiful, like potatoes in a minefield.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So Uncle Brandy petulantly started to throw chalk at nearby dancers.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Joel caught a piece and found out that it was Lerasium chalk, which gave him the powers of a Rithmatist.

[Ink he/him]

Butt stole the chalk from Joel, so now he had Rithmatic powers.

[whattheHoid she/her]

But then Melody stabbed Butt and gave the Lerasium chalk to Joel, however this was all irrelevant.