The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Which gave the Shard of Irrelevance power over the whole universe.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

This bothered Odium, who likes power and the universe, especially in the same sentence.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Except when 'universe' goes before 'power'.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

Whenever that happend, Odium got mad, because he thought the universe had gotten all the power. That made him jealous. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

So he decided to start a universal Desolation on the Shard of Irrelevance. Odium started to put out flyers all around offering rewards for Passionately joining his team, which he affectionately named, Team O.

[Silva]

Team X was his competition.

[whattheHoid she/her]

They were better known as the X Men with no affiliation to the X-Men. They were their rivals and we're currently taking them to court over the similarities in their names.

[Silva]

Their lawyer's name was Oh while Odium's lawyer's name was Ex, making everything very confusing

[whattheHoid she/her]

Even more confusing was their full names, Oh Ex and Ex Oh. This made the court proceedings even more confusing and longer.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Then the judge was assassinated, and everyone had to back to the Homeland to select a new leader.

[whattheHoid she/her]

They chose a unique individual who went by the name Fracas Fracaw Socks, whose life, coincidentally, was always in a fracas as she was part bird.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Suddenly, pineapples!

[whattheHoid she/her]

And Watercress!

[+Sorana she/her]

Fracas Fracaw Socks landed next to the pineapple and started eating.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

The pineapple tasted like pinecones.

[+Sorana she/her]

  She spit out the pineapple. Fracas Fracaw Socks didn't like pinecones.

[Kidpen he/him]

Luckily, Fracas Fracaw Shoes does. 

[Ink he/him]

But she lived on the moon.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And the moon only had pinecones that tastes like pineapples.

[Kidpen he/him]

So the two people whose names I will not bother spelling tried to strike a deal.

[Ink he/him]

However, A. Deal did not want to be struck, and dodged their strike.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Unfortunately T. Strike came in and wasn't able to dodge their strike.

[Silva]

T. Strike fell dead for a moment before returning to life. T. Strike never stayed dead long because...

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

He ate his red spinach every day.

[whattheHoid she/her]

A. Deal was super allergic to anyone who even smelled red cabbage so he fell down and swelled up to a ginormous ballon raft size.