The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Ark1002]

This lead to a man walking up to him and popping him with a pin.

[Kidpen he/him]

Pinterest sued for copyright.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But nobody wanted to vote anyone to the noble position of Copyright, much less Pinterest Sued.

[whattheHoid she/her]

So a Dis. Interested took their place and everyone was satisfied.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Well, technically only Satisfied was Satisfied, but everyone wanted to be Satasfied.

[Silva]

So they all imitated Satisfied.

[Ink he/him]

Except for Dis. Interested, because he was imitating Unsatisfied.

[+Sorana she/her]

And to make sure it stayed that way he went and bought his least favourite food...

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Zucchini bread.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Zucchini bread was a badly made gluten free bread that crumbled to bit when you cut into it. It was the least Satisfying thing ever brought into existence.

[Ink he/him]

So people destroyed it.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Which internally destroyed Bit because he liked it when things crumbled to bits.

[whattheHoid she/her]

"Noooo! Bit!!" Some narrators cried. whattheHoid throws sprinkles and crumbly bits around to resurrect Bit. 

[Silva]

This didn't work because Bit needed Bits to revive and not bits.

Edited October 12, 2018 by Silva

[whattheHoid she/her]

So Butt went to the Bit store and bought a bushel of Bits and threw them around to resuscitate Bit.

 

 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Bit was resuscitated, yes, but the Bits didn't like being thrown around. Thus, for the millionth time in this thread, an inanimate object rebelled against the Universe, vowing to never be thrown around again.

Edited October 13, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[whattheHoid she/her]

Now there was not only an influx of Bits, but djinns, and salty crackers flying around everywhere.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

In order to cleanse the universe, Ea caused it to explode.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Of course Ea is no relation to EA. So the explosion was much cheaper.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Gasoline instead of military-grade rocket launchers.

Edited October 13, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[whattheHoid she/her]

Nuh uh, they used flormuline the offbrand gasoline, even cheaper as Gancho didn't bold it.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"Didn't bold what?" Narrator Gancvho asked as he indiscreetly edited his post.

[Silva]

Everyone noticed.

[whattheHoid she/her]

But everyone sort of pretended to not notice it and say it was all irrelevant.

[Silva]

Since, of course, it was irrelevant.