The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kidpen he/him]

He stole some bread, and broke into song. "One jump-"

[whattheHoid she/her]

"-ahead of the lawman." He was followed by a chorus of "Riff Raff! Street Rat!" While he replied, "Just a little snack guys!"

[Ink he/him]

Wax and Wayne didn't approve of his attitude.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Well Wayne did secretly admire the vocals of Vapor Dayquail and started to hum a little tune too. Then he traded a load of bread for a shiny doorknob.

[Silva]

It was very very shiny.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

So shiny that Captain Jack Sparrow and Mister Gibbs wanted it to replace their drawing of a key.

[Rebecca she/her]

And then the Pirates of the Caribbean theme music played in the background, because it’s storming awesome.

[whattheHoid she/her]

A wild Kraken appeared and merged with the ghanderflaffle.

[Silva]

A yeti wandered by, not knowing its doom was soon to come.

[Archer he/him]

A doom strolled by, unaware of the impen- BOOOM!!! It hit the yeti. Fur sprayed all over the snow.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Then a slightly whiney boy named Luke Skywalker and his dad comes along and mistakes the Yeti for a Tauntaun...

 

 

[Ink he/him]

But Ben Kenobi advised against this, instead insiting it wasn't a moon.

[Rebecca she/her]

It wasn’t a satellite either, but it could light up the sky.

Edited October 4, 2018 by Rebecca

[+Doomstick he/him]

Nor was it an aeroplane

I know  that’s not how you spell 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Actually I've seen it spelled both ways, airplane and aeroplane. So you are not incorrect. I believe.

It was a giant flying frog quasar actually.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

It's a cool way of spelling it. I like it.

And it was wearing the 0.00000005% of a hat that remained from Gaz's corrupt hat collection.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It had come to find Gaz to buy another one of those jenky 0.00000005% of a hat for a birthday present.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

However, Gaz was out doing pilates, so the shop was managed by Bartholomew Cubbins, who had approximately 10,000,000,000 of those 0.00000005% hats.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Even though they had a lot of stock, they still charged an absurd amount for each hat. Like 12.00000000000005°10th power all in liras.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

However, An still bought a hat, because An was rich.

[Ink he/him]

Ann was poor, and very jealous of An

[+Doomstick he/him]

Butt was an

[whattheHoid she/her]

...unscrupulous man who decided to steal Ann and An's monies. At least he didn't steal Annn. That one was crazy in the coconut.

[Kidpen he/him]

Which seagulls poked them in. 

[+Ark1002]

The seagulls were also skybrokers of the 5th ideal. They sold stuff well.

Edited October 4, 2018 by Ark1002