The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[whattheHoid she/her]

Everyone feasted and drank lasagna for days and days. Ashertmarn was pleased.

[Ink he/him]

But the lasagna had one flaw. That was...

[+Doomstick he/him]

Gluten intolerant people 

Edited September 12, 2018 by I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BitBitio he/him]

And thus, Butt Ascended. Then died. Then Returned. Then exploded. Then imploded twice.

He was gluten intolerant, and unwittingly ate the lasagna.

Somewhere in the world,

[Ink he/him]

Someone ate cold lasagna.

[Kidpen he/him]

And somehow enjoyed it. 

[BitBitio he/him]

Probably because they had no tastebuds.

[+Ark1002]

Another man ate a...

[Ink he/him]

Lightly sprinkled bagel. It was a bit stale

[whattheHoid she/her]

And somehow enjoyed it.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Even though the bagel was sprinkled with backbreaker powder.

[Inky]

the Lasagnastorm released a new spren: the lasagnafather

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Lasagnafather decided he should be the only spren harboring storms on Roshar so he started to make a smear campaign about the Stormfather. The Stormfather literally blew the Lasagnafather to pieces.

[BitBitio he/him]

And ate the cheesy bits, because lasagna.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And found some delicious cheesy garlic bread to go with it. Yum.

[Silva]

It was delicious.

This tangent is making me hungry.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

The Tangent laughed in delight as it made everyone in the universe hungry.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It made everyone so hungry that nobody could think of anything else.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Then balefire was used on the shard of gluttony, it was killed before the tangent so it never happened therefore you are not hungry 

Edited September 12, 2018 by I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That logic though

[BitBitio he/him]

This, of course, is a ghanderflaffle.

[+Doomstick he/him]

 What is a ghanderflaffle

[whattheHoid she/her]

Ghanderflaffle was so happy to be brought back it lept up, up, up with joy! So many joyspren and gloryspren surrounded the aforementioned ghanderflaffle! Butt was happy to be reunited with ghanderflaffle too. So much so they held a Monster Mash!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Then the ghanderflaffle realized that it didn't like being classified as a monster. It is, after all, a highly sentient creature and holds itself as a species of higher intelligence than humans.

"But we didn't call you a monster!" Butt insisted. "Monster Mash is just a dance!"

[Silva]

He demonstrated and did the Monster Mash. It was so traumatizing that the ghanderflaffle dropped dead. Everyone began mourning.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Well, technically, they didn't begin mourning at that moment. The mourning that mourning began with the Monster Mash. As the dance was danced, the morning began, and it seemed the mourning followed it. However, it was apparent that their mourning did not cause the morning, because the sun did that, but the mourning that morning was so exceedingly mournful that everyone felt at though their mourning had begun the morning.

And they all thought it was a fitting way to begin their Monday morning.