The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Silva]

Then Adolin vanished to the other side of the Cosmere where he saw Narrator whattheHoid because the correct reaction was given.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Blarghghfiskjggoh! whattheHoid employed the services of the Ghostbloods to help Butt and his chauffeur to rescue Adolin.

[Ink he/him]

Adolin didn't want rescuing, but the Goatbloods were good at that. There was a spanreed error, so the goatbloods and not the ghostbloods were contacted.

[Kidpen he/him]

Nobody wants to contact the goatbloods. 

*shudder*

[whattheHoid she/her]

Nobody likes to even think of the Goatbloods. They were so excited to be contracted, though they spend on their merry goat-like way to Adolin. 

[Silva]

They got distracted by a cow along the way. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

They were a rival gang called the Cowbloods. They were out for vengeance.

[Silva]

And goat blood.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Goat's blood is how the cows stay looking freash!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But the cows didn't like looking freash

[Kidpen he/him]

So they rebelled against the Cowbloods.

[Silva]

The Cowbloods assassinated them all.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Using their unique investiture abilities, which included:

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Salmonella

Edited September 3, 2018 by Firerust

[Kidpen he/him]

Neapolitan Ice Cream

[Silva]

Apricots

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

That combined to form edible versions of Kalad's Phantoms.

Edited September 3, 2018 by Firerust
Frickin forgot to bold it again

[whattheHoid she/her]

In the flavor of Salted Caramel.

[+Doomstick he/him]

With a dusting of powdered sugar 

[BitBitio he/him]

And a pinch of pixie dust.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Fried over a slab of Fairy Dust.

[Silva]

Tinker Bell recalled the pixie dust.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Tinker Bell had no leg to stand on. The Queen of the Faeries was consulted.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

22 hours ago, whattheHoid said:

Hey! Darth! How many exploding squirrels do you have now? Have you amassed a large army?!

I fell behind so just started using exploding rodents.

Then an army of exploding squirrels, well, exploded.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Tinker Bell farted Fairy Dust into the explosive squirrels.