The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

The permanent angsty teenager yelled out in an angsty tone of voice, which they used permenatley.

[Furamirionind They/Any/All]

1 hour ago, Gancho Libre said:

The permanent angsty teenager yelled out in an angsty tone of voice, which they used permenatley.

The permanently angsty teenager decided to join the Tautology Club by joining the Tautology Club on 17S, as, being a teenager, meaning they are permanently angsty, they needed something to be angsty about.

(@Voidus) 

Edited August 26, 2018 by Furamirionind
needed to sound more Tautologyish

[Rebecca she/her]

And then Larry the Cucumber walked in, talking about how much he loved his lips.

[Ink he/him]

The Maker of Puns walked in, saw what was happening, and said: "aw rats!"

[whattheHoid she/her]

What the Maker was referring to was an infestation of plague rats. A herd of Shu-Dereth priests came through with wombats and sticks to chase the plague rats away.

[Ink he/him]

"Shu! Shu! We will c(w)ombat this plauge, so that it will not stick!" The Maker said

[+Sorana she/her]

The rats decided to eat their shoes.

[whattheHoid she/her]

All were left with hol(y)ey socks. The Shu-Dereth priests blushed bashfully while the Maker giggled.

 

Edited August 26, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

And a goat sent from Vax came and ate the last of their socks.

[Silva]

More socks were imported in.

[+Sorana she/her]

Beautiful, freshly knitted socks with red, yellow and pink stripes.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Everyone knows that only the most beautiful of socks are from Vax. The Shu-Dereth priests knelt before these glorious socks and decided to worship the holy Vax socks.

[+Sorana she/her]

They built them a monument and this was remembered as the "striped socks day" for future generations.

[Silva]

Everyone had to wear striped socks on this holiday.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The Shu-Dereth priests did one better they merged with the Vaxian striped socks and became immortal sock beings known as Vocks or Vocksians. To become sentient though, you had to pierce the Vocksian with a powerful Fart.

[BitBitio he/him]

As the Longest Thread again devolved into chaos, Butt brushed his teeth.

[Rebecca she/her]

They were white and shiny.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And he flossed real good.

[Silva]

He used mint floss.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Butt was allergic to spearement. 

Wouldn't you know it, I dunno how to spell spearement. Huh.

[Snipexe he/him]

Stabbing him with a spear caused him to break out in hives.

[whattheHoid she/her]

It was an unfortunate condition, as most people when stabbed by a spear bled out. Whereas, Butt he got such bad hives, he would itch something fierce!

[Snipexe he/him]

It really was an interesting condition, Butt could be stabbed, pierced, and cut by all manner of sharp implements, but only spears caused the reaction.

[BitBitio he/him]

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[BitBitio he/him]

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