The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Then a ghanderflaffle ate it.

[BitBitio he/him]

IT was Gradually Watermelone

[Rebecca she/her]

Gradually Watermelon was still alive however. Which was good because Narrator Rebecca wanted to go find some new railways with him. Gradually Watermelone was who actually died.

[BitBitio he/him]

Bit admits that he spelled it wrong on purpose.

Now, Gradually Watermelon dies. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

In an explosion of watermelon guts.

[BitBitio he/him]

Gradually.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Foreverlasting.

[whattheHoid she/her]

In slow motion.

Edited August 15, 2018 by whattheHoid

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Dramatic music played in the background.

Namely, the soundtrack song 'The Oil,' from the movie 'Dunkirk' by Christopher Nolan.

On loop.

Forever.

[BitBitio he/him]

And ever.

[Kidpen he/him]

And ether.

[whattheHoid she/her]

And Breath.

p.s. I really enjoyed Dunkirk. Storming solid film.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

oh my gosh. Christopher Nolan is a true genius.

And several random Unrelevancies.

[BitBitio he/him]

And the end of the world. Ever. +1.

[AonEne he/him]

And (nothing bad) ever (happens). And EEEEVVVVVVEEEEERRRRR.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Until something did...

 

They ran out of cakes. Ashertmarn was displeased; so they had a huge rusting revel.

[HeyLookItz he/him]

Wow. I just read the first bit of this thread and the very end, and The story really took a weird turn somewhere.

[AonEne he/him]

Trust me, we take a weird turn every page. Though Butt has been around since like page two.

[Kidpen he/him]

Yep. 

The revel had no bacon.

[whattheHoid she/her]

But they had cheese, wine, and Horneater ale, so all was not lost.

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

A puppy from several pages ago peeked around the corner of a building, then nodded to the other several trillion puppies behind him, signalling for them to attack. 

"NOOO!" Narrator Axel cried, and Pushed the puppies back by their collars, using Allomancy. Tena fell out of the sky and skid to her knees AGAIN, buried almost instantly by licking and squirming puppies. 

[BitBitio he/him]

Bit questions everything.

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

"Then what is he questioning this time?" Narrator Axel asked snarkily. "Perhaps it's the ole," Axel looked around suspiciously, "Narrator's Wrath." 

He rolled up into a small bouncy ball and bounced his way into the massive horde of puppies, where the other narrators probably couldn't hurt him.

[whattheHoid she/her]

The puppies decided to join in the revel as they were not immune to Ashertmarn's influence. They forgot their aluminium hats.

[BitBitio he/him]

These hats were really bricks covered in glue.