The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

They being, Brandy and Butt.

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

The name was also related to Meridas Amaram.

[Apollyon he/him]

Unfortunately. But at least it wasn’t Straff or Sadeas. Who were coincidentally standing just next to them.

[Kidpen he/him]

So the universe, out of the sheer hatred directed at them, made them stab each other.

[Devout Pathian]

Straff ended up getting his knife to go through Sadeas’ eye.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And Straff tripped. And fell off his horse. Which was standing next to a cliff. Which opened into a monster-infested ocean. Which was used as a nuclear bombing testing facility. Which was also the birthplace of Godzilla. Which also opening into a rather large vent into the center of the earth. Which meant Straff died.

[Devout Pathian]

No one was sad for either of the deaths.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

In fact, even they laughed as they died.

[Apollyon he/him]

Hoid gave Butt a high-five.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

then hoid threw up because of an extraordinary amount of bacon that he had eaten.

[Devout Pathian]

The Instant Noodle shop and put a lot of bacon in his meal.  Actually they put a lot of bacon in every dish.  It helped mask that their broth wasn’t that good.

[Apollyon he/him]

But don’t tell anyone that. It would ruin Hoid’s Awakened Boxer Short’s business. 

[Devout Pathian]

And no one would want that.

Edited June 2, 2018 by Aurora the Rioter

[Archer he/him]

Unexpectedly, a dropbear fell onto Hoid's head. 

[Apollyon he/him]

The dropbear was absolutely fabulous in every way. Butt couldn’t help but stare as the predatory marsupial tore Hoid’s hair out.

[Snipexe he/him]

Butt got some of HOID’S DELICOUS NOODLES(tm) and enjoyed the show

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

The dropbear took the DELICIOUS NOODLES(tm) and ran off with them.

[Rebecca she/her]

Butt ran after the dropbear like a madman, determined to get his DELICIOUS NOODLES(tm) back.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Then the DELICIOUS NOODLES(tm) company director joined the chase, determined to get those noodles back.

Edited June 2, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[Rebecca she/her]

Then Butt pushed the company director (his name was George) off a cliff, as he wouldn’t let anyone else steal those noodles.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Once he got the noodles back he took control of the company for himself. Lift was even better friends with him after that.

[Archer he/him]

But Butt refused to share many of his delicious noodles™ with Lift. So Lift decided to steal the recipe. 

[Devout Pathian]

She then set up her own shop with the said stolen recipe and almost drove Butt out of business.

[Sparkrunner he/him]

So he petitioned the Federal Republic of the land of "business" for a market recompense and a federal bailout.

[Devout Pathian]

He was denied.