The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Sparkrunner he/him]

Because Sam Sang.

[Niteshado he/him]

And Sam Sang a beautiful tune, moving Math Molly and Butt to tears.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Actually, but was crying because he had just eaten an Apple phone, and had only then realized that it was a phone and not an apple. Also, it hurt going down. But that's irrelevant, as everyone thought it was at the music.

Also, look at this! (Screenshots of the top and the bottom of the page.)

 

Edited May 12, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979

[Gancho Libre he/him]

WE'RE FAMOUS!!!!!!

Butt tried to play the music on a recorder.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

He also tried to play it on the violin. At the same time.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But eventually, he settled for the extremely manly piccolo.

[Rebecca she/her]

As Butt played, he did a little jig.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

and as he danced, he fell through a deep pit.

[Devout Pathian]

It was a bottomless pit and so Butt kept playing the manly piccolo as he slowly died of starvation and thirst.

[Yvainnie she/her]

But then Butt found food and water.

[Devout Pathian]

So he threw away the irrelevant piccolo.

[Rebecca she/her]

And began eating the strawberries he had found.

[Devout Pathian]

He reached for the next strawberry and found that there was none left.  He looked around a found a little girl had stolen his lunch.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

The little girl turned out to be Lift, "Wait, are you a rich guy?" she asks.

[I Am Witless she/her]

"Your butt isn't tight enough, Butt."

[Rebecca she/her]

“How do you know my name?” Butt demanded.

[I Am Witless she/her]

"I've just been calling everyone tight butt. Storms, that's your name?"

[AonEne he/him]

The Host is good. (Yes, I know that's old. Deal with it.)

Everyone, the word Misadventures has the word Venture in it. Your minds have been blown.

Butt was rather confused, but then he had been for his entire life, so he just went with it.

[Devout Pathian]

Butt indicated yes that was his name.  Then Lift asked, “So what’s ya doing, Tightbutt.”

Yes AonEne that is perfect.  I hadn’t noticed.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Then he was sad, as he didn't have his piccolo, as he had thrown it away. But, luckily, he had the recorder and violin (along with a tuba and a piano) in his pocket, so he pulled out his violin and started playing, and forgot that he was falling down a bottomless pit.

[Rebecca she/her]

Lift snatched the violin from Butt and asked, “What’s this thing?”

[Yvainnie she/her]

"Food. Eat it," he said.

[The Thinking Herald he/him]

A sickening crack sounded as Lift and Butt hit the bottom of the bottomless pit. Lift looked around, made a frightened noise, then vanished into thin air. "Welcome, Butt Venture." Huh? Looking around, Butt saw that the speaker was apparently a.... cracked stone tree? "I am the Heahtc. You are in my lair now." The tree spoke again, before beginning to laugh maniacally.

[Niteshado he/him]

Butt looked around, wondering where Lift went, then looking back at Heahtc. "Weird lair you have, seems kind of... pointless down here" Butt said.

[The Thinking Herald he/him]

"Ah." The tree spoke, hissing. "My enemies, the 17th Shard, threw me down this pit, in order to.... What was it? "Limit my malignant effect on the Cosmere." That was it. But now, I have you to torture for all eternity. This will be fun. Finally, my revenge upon the accursed Butt Venture." Then, the roots of the tree seemed to detach from the ground and slither in a snakelike - no, Ghanderflaffle-like - manner towards Butt. "Yes indeed. My revenge."