Sparkrunner he/him Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 Because Sam Sang. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niteshado he/him Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 And Sam Sang a beautiful tune, moving Math Molly and Butt to tears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 (edited) Actually, but was crying because he had just eaten an Apple phone, and had only then realized that it was a phone and not an apple. Also, it hurt going down. But that's irrelevant, as everyone thought it was at the music. Also, look at this! (Screenshots of the top and the bottom of the page.) Edited May 12, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 WE'RE FAMOUS!!!!!! Butt tried to play the music on a recorder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 He also tried to play it on the violin. At the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 But eventually, he settled for the extremely manly piccolo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca she/her Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 As Butt played, he did a little jig. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 and as he danced, he fell through a deep pit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 It was a bottomless pit and so Butt kept playing the manly piccolo as he slowly died of starvation and thirst. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie she/her Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 But then Butt found food and water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 So he threw away the irrelevant piccolo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca she/her Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 And began eating the strawberries he had found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 He reached for the next strawberry and found that there was none left. He looked around a found a little girl had stolen his lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin he/him Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 The little girl turned out to be Lift, "Wait, are you a rich guy?" she asks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am Witless she/her Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 "Your butt isn't tight enough, Butt." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca she/her Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 “How do you know my name?” Butt demanded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am Witless she/her Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 "I've just been calling everyone tight butt. Storms, that's your name?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 The Host is good. (Yes, I know that's old. Deal with it.) Everyone, the word Misadventures has the word Venture in it. Your minds have been blown. Butt was rather confused, but then he had been for his entire life, so he just went with it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 Butt indicated yes that was his name. Then Lift asked, “So what’s ya doing, Tightbutt.” Yes AonEne that is perfect. I hadn’t noticed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 Then he was sad, as he didn't have his piccolo, as he had thrown it away. But, luckily, he had the recorder and violin (along with a tuba and a piano) in his pocket, so he pulled out his violin and started playing, and forgot that he was falling down a bottomless pit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca she/her Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 Lift snatched the violin from Butt and asked, “What’s this thing?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie she/her Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 "Food. Eat it," he said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thinking Herald he/him Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 A sickening crack sounded as Lift and Butt hit the bottom of the bottomless pit. Lift looked around, made a frightened noise, then vanished into thin air. "Welcome, Butt Venture." Huh? Looking around, Butt saw that the speaker was apparently a.... cracked stone tree? "I am the Heahtc. You are in my lair now." The tree spoke again, before beginning to laugh maniacally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niteshado he/him Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 Butt looked around, wondering where Lift went, then looking back at Heahtc. "Weird lair you have, seems kind of... pointless down here" Butt said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thinking Herald he/him Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 "Ah." The tree spoke, hissing. "My enemies, the 17th Shard, threw me down this pit, in order to.... What was it? "Limit my malignant effect on the Cosmere." That was it. But now, I have you to torture for all eternity. This will be fun. Finally, my revenge upon the accursed Butt Venture." Then, the roots of the tree seemed to detach from the ground and slither in a snakelike - no, Ghanderflaffle-like - manner towards Butt. "Yes indeed. My revenge." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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