The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kidpen he/him]

Math Molly then challenged Butt to a duel.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

But Butt didn't know much math, so he pulled out a sword instead. Math Molly was upset by this.

[Devout Pathian]

Butt whinnied and said he didn’t want to.

Nerd3.14 posted this before me, so discount this.

Edited May 11, 2018 by Aurora the Rioter

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Then he turned into a horse.

[Devout Pathian]

Math Molly decided to ride Butt the horse.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Butt felt displeased.

Edited May 11, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[I Am Witless she/her]

Buutt waas iincreediiblyy diispleeaaseed.

[BitBitio he/him]

21 minutes ago, I am Witless said:

Buutt waas iincreediiblyy diispleeaaseed.

 Iinn ffaacctt, Bbuutt wwaass ssoo iinnccrreeddiibbllyy ddiisspplleeaasseedd tthhaatt hhee mmaaddee eevveerryyoonnee wwrriittee ddoouubbllee lleetteerrss. 

Edited May 11, 2018 by BitBitio

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

So he bucked her off of him.

[BitBitio he/him]

Schwarzzenwagger, unsurprisingly, showed up and said: "I'm back! I was gone for seven pages, but I'm back!"

 

And then he proceeded to breakdance.

 

[Rebecca she/her]

“Storms!” Math Molly cried at Butt, “You’re crazy!”

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

He tried to respond, but he was a horse.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

So he changed back and responded.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

You're the one who challenged me to a duel, he said. He wondered if he was Cosmere aware as he said this.

[Kidpen he/him]

Butt then realized that phrases like Cosmere aware don't really apply if you are making a story as random as this one.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

And that he had no idea what irrelevant phrases such as that meant anyway.

[Apollyon he/him]

Realizing this reminded Butt of his love for the word irrelevant.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

So he started flaunting the irrelevant word of irrelevance that he loved so much, though it was so incredible irrelevant that some thought they may die of the irrelevance.

[Apollyon he/him]

But that was irrelevant. The only relevant thing was the lack of the word irrelevant.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Actually...that was irrelevant too, which is irrelevant. But as long as irrelevant was being said, Butt was irrelevant happy.

[Niteshado he/him]

Butt became slowly confused of all the irrelevancies. 

[Apollyon he/him]

So as he slowly became confused, he breathed. But that is irrelevant.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Which was Math Molly's plan all along. "Aha!" she cackled. "You're so caught up in the irrelevant irrelevancies of irrelevance that you forgot about the duel!" And she proceeded to start spouting math facts at him.

[Sparkrunner he/him]

He decided to respond with math facts that he looked up on his Apple phone. Of course, he took a bite of the Apple.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

He took multiple bites, as he was very hungry. But's that's unrelevant.