Devout Pathian Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 As all chickens come from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 The St. Louis Arch exploded yet again, but this is unrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 Butt wondered what the St. Louis Arch was and trying to see if it was relevant to his life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 It wasn't so, he continued on with whatever he was doing. I have no idea what is happening; I was gone for a while and just skipped to the end. so, yeah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 Yeah this story can be confusing. Butt continued to write The Chull at Dusk with all the mustard he could. He literally had mustard with him. He was eating a hot dog while writing. At the moment in the story Crem-Son-Son-Cremmy told Kaladin Chullblessesd that they could no longer see each other again. Life was too painful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 They didn't mention how death could potentially be even more painful than life. Mainly because that isn't what they meant, so it is not relevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 The only thing relevant was their love for each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 Then Butt got arrested for plagiarism and for completely ruining the plagiarized work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 Butt protested that he didn't ruin anything, but they just tickled him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 “Stop it,” Butt cried, “I promise I’ll never write another love story about Crem-Son-Son-Cremmy and Kaladin Chullblessed again.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderclast Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 They relented. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer he/him Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 ...after 27 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 So Butt died on the 21.67th year. He probably came back to life somehow though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 On 5/8/2018 at 2:21 PM, Kidpen said: This person wrote bad romance novels, but they were still better than twilight. I take offense at this. Twilight isn't everybody's thing, but the plot is good, even if the romance isn't for you. The actual quality of the writing is really good as well, and Stephanie Meyer is Mormon. I challenge you to give me reasons why it's bad, and then I will have a lively debate. Words will be involved. Yes, he was still alive. But not for long...because people from completely different universes were invading his thread! Butt stared at them. Yang Xiao Long, Anidora-Kiladra Talianna Isilee, Moonwatcher, Carswell Thorne, and Alex Stowe stared back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted May 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 Then they all died, because they were from a different universe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Ene. "Why did they have to die?!?" She proceeded to sink to the ground, sobbing. Then she held funeral services. More crying. Plus bad puns and jokes about how Levana must have been a people-speaker that nobody got. Butt looked on, utterly confused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistspren she/her Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 The voice in Butt’s head finally turned 18, and decided to move out and see the world. It traveled all around the Cosmere, by finally settled down on Nalthis to retire, where it inhabited the mind of Old Chapps and helped him fish. Butt was very lonely, so he began another book, the Misadventures of Butt Venture. Unfortunately, the book was so meta, it began writing him. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 Just now, Mistspren said: The voice in Butt’s head finally turned 18, and decided to move out and see the world. It traveled all around the Cosmere, by finally settled down on Nalthis to retire, where it inhabited the mind of Old Chapps and helped him fish. Best. I don't even know what else to say. That's just great. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 The book told him that he would grow bitter in his old age as he would always be alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 1 hour ago, AonEne said: I take offense at this. Twilight isn't everybody's thing, but the plot is good, even if the romance isn't for you. The actual quality of the writing is really good as well, and Stephanie Meyer is Mormon. I challenge you to give me reasons why it's bad, and then I will have a lively debate. Words will be involved. Yes, he was still alive. But not for long...because people from completely different universes were invading his thread! Butt stared at them. Yang Xiao Long, Anidora-Kiladra Talianna Isilee, Moonwatcher, Carswell Thorne, and Alex Stowe stared back. Sorry, I probably shouldn't of said that. I haven't actually read Twilight, I was just making a joke because I know it's often looked at as not very good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Kidpen said: Sorry, I probably shouldn't of said that. I haven't actually read Twilight, I was just making a joke because I know it's often looked at as not very good. It's fine, then. It's just that many people also haven't read it or have merely heard about it and insult it for no reason. I understand that the romance is hard to get through sometimes if you're there for the plot and characters like me, but a lot of what is said about is simply not true. Since I really love and enjoy those books and that author, I tend to get defensive. So I apologize if I got a bit in-your-face about it. Edit: One of my good friends does this with Twilight AND Brandon's stuff, and while I get that she's just more into stuff like...Stephen King *shudders* and that's okay and everyone has their own favorite genre...but rusting metal on a hillside, it's annoying sometimes. I try not to talk about how bad I think SK is. So my nerves are a little raw. Again, sorry. Edited May 10, 2018 by AonEne 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 @Kidpen maybe you should just give @AonEne boots, since she took offense. That would probably make everything better. I read Twilight and I agree it isn’t as bad as people makes it out to be. I liked it, but I didn’t finish the second book. I did read the Host and it was much better. That’s about it for Stephanie Meyer’s books for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen he/him Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 Butt decided to go on a quest to give AonEne boots. Hopefully he could figure out who that was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre he/him Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 On the way he lost his smartphone X 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted May 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 When he found it, it blew up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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