The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

 

The guts smell like daffodils.

[BitBitio he/him]

And when you plant them daffodils, new Ghanderflaffles (ghanderflaffi?) Are born!

[Apollyon he/him]

 The scent of daffodils reminded Urafius of his previous life, giving him the sudden realization that his name was once 'Butt'. Being newly Returned, he didn't know what the word meant, and in an attempt to remember his previous existence, he started going by it. PERMANENTLY. 

Can we have Butt Venture stay Butt Venture? I kinda like his name. 

Edited May 1, 2018 by Apollyon

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Fine.

Then Butt had an internal crisis, not knowing who he was.

Wait... Butt Retrurned? When?

[Apollyon he/him]

Recently. Someone had the universe blow up. Again.

[Kidpen he/him]

Then the universe blew up.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Twice in a row.

Then it imploded.

Edited May 1, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[Apollyon he/him]

The implosion countered an explosion, so technically it only blew up once. With Butt Venture's Returned strength, he survived. Along with the new baby ghanderflaffles that spawned from the corpses of their parents.

[I Am Witless she/her]

The universe blowing up (or down, or out, or in) was entirely Butt's fault. Even a neutron star can't stand that much gas at once.

And anyone who thinks that I'm gonna stop making flatulence jokes has never met me.

[Kidpen he/him]

Then Witless exploded.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

As did every other life form in the universe.

Including the universe itself.

[Kidpen he/him]

Again.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Then it imploded.

this... seems familier.

[Blazenella he/him]

Only Butt was left. Soon however his gas reformed the universe.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Nothing was substance.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Bitbitio, how are you posting before everyone else? That is cool!

[Yvainnie she/her]

Butt became a god. He was full of power and started to create new cosmere. He was Adolnasium reunited. 

[Rebecca she/her]

What are you guys talking about? Bitbitio hasn’t even posted on here recently. That I can see at least.

Earth was a part of this new cosmere.

 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

thats because, if you scroll up, you'll see his posts you thought didn;t exist.

and ghanderflaffles.

[Rebecca she/her]

OH MY GOSH! You right! That’s so weird...

The kind that liked pancakes, and the ones that didn’t.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

And there was a tyrannical peace to the universe.

For about twelve seconds.

[Blazenella he/him]

Soon the Ghanderflaffles revolted against their new god, shattering him into 16 pieces

[AonEne he/him]

These pieces were all named Face.

Edited May 1, 2018 by AonEne

[Gancho Libre he/him]

You read my mine completely blaze.

They proceded to wreck havoc in Butt's gaseous universe

All they needed was a match.

Edited May 1, 2018 by Gancho Libre

[BitBitio he/him]

Arnold had survived cuz he was a toy piglet, a nonliving thing, and he ate all the other people in order to keep them alive.