The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

But the walk back would take another ten years.

[Kidpen he/him]

Except longer cause no more legs.

[BitBitio he/him]

Arnold, Urafius, Butt, Billy Amadeus Charles Wilson the Fourth, and Bob, who was spat out by Arnold, continued the quest, whilst singing "Amazing Grace"

[Rebecca she/her]

Oh yeah, forgot about the no legs thing.

Butt, with his new power, grew back his legs, even if that doesn’t seem logical.

[Kidpen he/him]

That one Investiture I forget the name for did it, and nothing on here is really logical anyways, so it's fine.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Which new power is this? I'm confused.

But in doing so, he sacrificed his arms.

[Kidpen he/him]

Bit! I'm pretty sure you are posting before posts after those posts were posted! How are you doing that?

[Apollyon he/him]

Butt got some prosthetic arms to help him out, but unfortunately, his new arms had to be taxidermized cremlings. Two words. Budget cuts.

[Kidpen he/him]

On that subject, three words. I can not count words.

[BitBitio he/him]

Well anyway, Urafius, who had somehow become a separate entity from Butt, scratched his head. 

For no reason.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Then he scratched his elbow. He had poison ivy there.

[Kidpen he/him]

Then he scratched his knee.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

 

He resisted scratching the bottom of his foot because then he would fall over. instead, he rubbed his foot against the ground. It didn't work because he was wearing shoes.

what is going on here?

[Archer he/him]

He then scratched his record. It made a cool noise. 

[Kidpen he/him]

Butt hates that noise.

[Archer he/him]

It reminded him of his days working as a DJ. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

In his rage, he threw the record at a ghanderflaffle. Then, they scratched him.

Really hard.

[BitBitio he/him]

The Ghanderflaffe was named Julius. He enjoyed this massage. And he had Arinoae Investiture. 

Anyway, he became Arnold's pet.

[Apollyon he/him]

Oily black feathers violently rubbed against Butt, causing him to bleed in excessive amounts. Butt screamed in happiness.

[Kidpen he/him]

This was pretty weird.

[Apollyon he/him]

Butt thoroughly enjoyed the ghanderflaffles playful antics, because, after all, everyone knows that ghanderflaffles express affection via disembowelment.

[Kidpen he/him]

36 minutes ago, BitBitio said:

The Ghanderflaffe was named Julius. He enjoyed this massage. And he had Arinoae Investiture. 

Anyway, he became Arnold's pet.

Bit! How are you doing this? You keep posting, and it shows up behind posts I had already seen. Is your connection slow right now?

Edit: Nevermind.

Edited May 1, 2018 by Kidpen

[AonEne he/him]

[Insert my name here] walked in, looked around for a moment, then said, "I don't even want to know what's going on right now." 

Luckily, AonEne was a different person entirely. She decided to continue. 

Unbeknownst to all these people, Brandy was actually dead by now. He forgot to breathe for a few years and then died. Why this took him a few years, nobody knows. 

[Apollyon he/him]

Actually, his death was caused by lack of Breath. Uncle Brandy was a Returned. He had hoarded enough extra Breaths to last him a few years, but sadly forgot after he ran out of extras and died. He never was a very good god anyway.

[AonEne he/him]

Endowment didn't know why she ever made him one in the first place.